Niyakhumbula abafana ababili besikhohlisa bethi Gqom Is The Future? 🤔
Baphi bona?
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Omunye UCC ubengakwazi ukuzikama ngemumva ekhanda ngathi cela ukukama, wajabula wafa wathi ASAMBE 🚶 siyokamelanda embhedeni, aybo usethin. Lomunt
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👩: Sthandwa samie😍😍❤️
👨: Eiy Slie anifani nje ukubona umuntu e-online Nnx
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Ngicela ningifundisa ukutshekisa le emoji “😂” kade ngizama, ngiyehluleka. 😢 😭
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👩🦰 : Unjani babakhe🥰?
👨🦰 : Nami ngiyaphila sela lenhliziyo yami 😋.
👩🦰 : Uyitholile message yami manje ekuseni babazzz😍🙈?
👨🦰 : Usho yiphi message manje 😳🤔… Oh ngiyitholile sthandwa lena ekhuluma nge R500.
👩🦰 : Bengisacela ungizama ngalo R500💰 engiwucelile kule message sthandwa sami.
👨🦰 : Hhay angiyitholanga leyo message ekhuluma ngemali.
👩🦰 : Ingani uthe uyitholile (shocked!).
👨🦰 : (Phone call dropped ☎).
Qomani bosisi angina mona 🤣🏃♂🏌♂️🙆♂
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Whites : Nice shoes 👍👞👞 My Dawg 🙂.
Him : Thanks Dude 🤝🙂
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*Come to us (blacks)*
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Blacks : Izicathulo zakho zinhle Mfana 👍👞👞🙂
Him : Ngis’thenge ngo R1800
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Baloku bekudabukela bethi udliswe.
Awudliswanga wena. Udinga induku nje.
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uNyaa lo Xolie bayazihambela nje egangenini,
kuthi kusenjalo besahleka kamnandi kuvele
kuqhamuke isilwane.
U Nyaa avule iskhwama akhiphe I ALL STAR
ayiqgoke ayibophe iqine
Xolie: “yewena uyahlanya yini, ucabanga ukuthi singashiya
isilwane?”
Nyaa: “asikho isdingo sokuthi
ngishiye isilwane, mangishiye wena nje ngiqedile.
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Uphule iUSB kaTaxi driver ngemistake uzwe ethi “Khululeka wemfethu, uzoyicula zonke ngokulandelana kwazo”
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Utombona abusy atikhalisa utsi kutsi uxoba anyanisi
kani ukhaliswa bungwadla bakhe
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Adakwe uMakoti💃 🍷emncimbini.Abambe uBabezala ekhanda, ambuze:”Usudlile wena mpandlana?”👴🏾
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Yaah..Yabona-ke today, ur gorgeous.Zonke izikhathi uke ugqoke engathi ilabo mama abadlala uMshayina.Abahlezi behlangahlangene
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UQONDE UKUTHINI U I DON’T KNOW NGESIZULU UTHULE UMUNGAZI
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Hubby:hi baby besacela si mall kusasa siyobheka only
Wife:👩💻besengcelwe indonda yam enemali askis
Hubby:💔😾who is the mannn bring my gun
Wife:your boss
Hubby:eish put the gun away 😔
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“Buyela la uphuma khona!”
Kanjani i-Polo selijikile? 🤷🏽♀️
Ay, abazali nabo sometimes.
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Mina kade ngabona ukuthi uthisha weMaths nowePhysics bayangizonda!
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