👩🏽‍🦰: “Uyazitshela lo.”
👧🏽: “Ngani oe?”
👩🏽‍🦰: “Nje.”
Wemantombazane, udoti muni lo? 🤔

Parents should really stop acting like they did us a favour by raising us✋.

😏Mina nje I was really cool emasendeni zange ngicel ukuza la mhlabeni

Avaliwe amaSaloon nama bottle stores, imali yeqolo iyosebenza umsebenzi wayo wangempela kulokhu.

Quote of The Day:

Kambe ngahluleka ukuyeka ipipi bethi line Edzi…

sengingayeka iPalony ngoba ine Listiriosis leyo?

Ayi, abame kancane

UMA UQHOSHA NGENTOMBI EPHUZAYO…
UYAFANA NOMUNTU OKAMA IMPANDLA

Wife & husband watching soccer

Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!

🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!

I AFCON ISIFIKILE ASAZI! 😂