“Baby, ngilambile.”
Umphakele.

“Baby, ngihalela u-Porto.”
Uwuthenge.

“Baby, sale usuthenga ne-drink, 2 litre ye-Coke.”
Uyithenge.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuya e-toilet.”
Umphelezele.

“Baby, ngiphethwe ikhanda.”
Uthenge i-GrandPa.

“Bab,y ngisalala. Ngikhathele.”
Umvumele alale.

“Baby, ngiphiswe ukuyochama, vuka ungikhanyisele.”
Uvuke ukhanyise.

Ilale inkanyamba, ivuke ngo 02:15am ikugaxe umlenze, isilale yadela busathi buyafika nje ubuthongo kuwe. “Baby, musa phela ukulala, ngikhona. Yini? Vele ngiyakubhora?”

Jehova! 🙆🏽‍♂️
Kanti senzeni thina kangaka?

Do ladies also look at a guy and say
“uyabo lo mangingamthola ngingamvithiiiiiiiizaa🤔

Nywe nywe nywe ” You stole my post ” voetsek we have differnt friends , my friends need to laugh too

U Zenzo ngena e police station emanzi teeeee

Police ,,,,,yeyi baba wangena uthwele amehlo👀 sokutheni?

Zenzo ,,,,, ngifuna u msebenzi

Police,,,,, yeyi baba asila msebenzi lapha mbani othe kulomsebenzi ?

Zenzo,,,,,, ngibone I phepha elilifake e zitolo elithi ((man wanted for rape )) ngingawenza umsebenzi lowo

After drinking a Wine Jesus stood up an
said ” one of you will betray me ”
Judas replied “unjalo-ke wena
musudakiwe uyadelela ,ku worse futh
makuthenge wena”

i gave a homeless guy $2 at the robots and i told him
“don’t buy drugs”, and he replied
“ungangitsheli okwekenza ngemali yami”

Imagine dating a girl who wants to meet your parents…😳
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But when you tell her that nawe you want to meet her🏃 parents, umuntu avele athi:
°° °° °°
“Yho, hhayi 🙅ubabami uzongibulala !!”
** Simenzani umuntu onje yeee??”