Usathi uzenza into ekhuthele emcimbini uvele uwise itende😂😂

Samukelo khumalo

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Ave bejwayela ngasekhaya😕

mengihamba nezumba kuphuma u Mashu wonke🙆🏻‍♂

Mengihamba nesqubu akuphumi ngisho oyedwa umsoon

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Ngisanda kufonela umuntu wami ngabo-pass 11 manje, before ngivale ucingo ngathi kuye: “I love you.”

Wavele wathi: “Uhlupha ngokuba njena wena.”

Ngavele ngabona ukuthi i-movie iphelile. Asenyukile amagama, ithimulile i-penguin. 😭 😭 💔

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NgeWinter isyllabus yokugeza isuke isiphelile sesitshaya ama revision nje sigeza ikhanda lezandla lenyawo.
Ask any teacher .

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Syakhuluma ingane zisbala amazinyo??
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Kanti ksele elilodwa bamshaya edakiwe

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👩 : Bbe ungayidla I pizza eyenziwe yim??
👨 : Yobow bbe
👩 : Ungayiqala ngakuph nje??
👨 : Ngingayiluma
👩 : Uthi uyayiluma ayilumeki
👨 : Ngingayigwinya
👩 : Uthi uyayigwinya ayigwinyeki
👨 : Ngingayiyeka
👩 : Uthi uyayiyeka ayiyekeki
👨 : Mxm!
👩 : Uthi uyangiziba angizibeki
👨 : Fuck!!
👩 : Uthi uyangithuka kanti angiksabi
👨 :😶
👩 : Uthi uyathula kanti umubi
👨 : Cela ungiyeke please
👩 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti anginandaba
👨 : 😊 OK Sthandwa sam Yima manje
👩 : Uthi uyangmisa kanti ngiqhunyelwe Ama brakes
👨 : Waaa Mxm!!
👩 : Uthi uzama ukuba serious kantii ngbonela u Tom
👨 : 😑
👩 : Ncoow ngyadlala bbe 😊🤗
👨 : Uthi uyangidlalisa kantii I’m not in the mood
👩 : Hau bengdlala nje
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kantii ngyabonela u Dora min
👩 : Bbe ngkhulelwe
👨 : Uthi uyangthusa Kant angiksab
👩 : Serious bbe 😑
👨 : Uthi uyadabukisa kanti awukwaz
👩 : Ngkhulelwe ingane kaBhuti wakho
👨 : Uthi uyang…… Whoa ingane ka Bhuti wami??
👩 : Uthi uyangbuza Kant angbuzeki
👨 : Bengdlala min bbe 😑
👩 : Udlala nobani lento echama embhedeni
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Comments

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Wake waba nomngani oyisilima totally, into evele kuthi kungonakele lutho isuzele isandla mase iqhamuka isifumbethe ithi nuka laaa.

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Kanti vele kwenzeka njani ukuthi umuntu ezivelela eZim esehlala eHillbrow umuzwe esesithi: “efletini lami”, uyabe eselithenge malini or eseliphiwe ngubani?

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Utsi ublokhe (block) your girlfriend ye shangaane
Ku WhatsApp – Facebook-we chart- Instagram
Uve nge plc recharge me utanya ngwaku

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Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.

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Naw’jola nam, ng’cela uve ungkhumbuta kuze ngingakhohlwa

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Mawunesikweletu somuntu omsabayo vele uyekubangani bakho ucele bakubulale athuyafika uzosifuna kuthiwe kade afa loyo, khona ezojala

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Untshontshe isigqoko eskoleni kubizwe umhlangano Mawakho amane efike esigqokile

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