Husband: i heard our neighbour slept with every lady from our street except one..i wonder who it is?😞
Wife: it must be mamfundhisi from down the road…that lady is so stubborn

Nywe! Nywe! Tjwala(🍻) abuna stress futhi abushiyani, buphi manje?

URamaphosa Wenu selokhu aba uPresident
akaze aphose Ngisho Eyodwa iRama

Mara uyayazi interview yakwi company eserious?

Uthi usahlezi uzwe bekubiza igama lakho kuspeaker esiphezulu odongeni.
Uthi usathukile ungazi uqondephi, kufike uReceptionist athi “follow me”, akubonise ilift, angene nawe akupress’ele, uzwe kunyakaza izihlathi imizuzwana, ifike uzwe “Twiiiing”, ivuleke ubone umnyango omkhulu weglass, usadidekile ukuthi kungenwaphi uvele uvuleke Automatically, uthuke ucitshe umelwe umoya, wehlise izandla slow ukuze ungajumpisi. Uthi ungena ubone itafula ligcwele iroom,
Kulo kuhleli, abelungu abathathu lamaNdiya amabili lomuntu omnyama oyedwa wesfazane ofake izibuko.
Bavele bathi “You may take a seat”.
Umlungu akubuke besethi “tell us about yourself” wena ngalowomzuzu uyajuluka. Bathi “calm down and take a deep breath”
Uthi uphendula ngeEnglish, uvele uthi “Is thanks to see you”
Uzenze serious, uphume amafinyela abe iballoon, uthi usazihlekisa uvele ugxoze indenda, uthi uyazesula usuze……..

• When you texting with your crush
and you have nothing more to say ,
You’ll be
asking things Like
.
.

“So nawe uku 2018”?

When you take a Pedi girl out and she come wearing a t shirt written
‘Ditlogolo tsa ga Mphahlele, Mokgaga’ ah Pedi girls.

Some Girls Are Fools Yazi, Iam sorry To Say So But Its True. -_-
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They Be Like:
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“Ngeke Ngikwazi Ukuthandana Nawe Uno Mawengane” 🙁 🙁
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Wtf Kanti Umawengane Uhlala Emasendeni Yini??

Wawufuna ukufundela ukuba yini empilweni bengakakuthakathi?

THE PAIN OF BEING TOO FORWARD!¡¡!¡
Him:Umuhle
Her:Thanks
Him:Beng’buza ✋