A girl was dreaming in that dream somebody shot her and she died, when she arrive in heaven god said to her “oh my child u don’t deserve to be here, I will give u a chance to live again bt u gonna return on earth as a pregnant chicken” then she went back to earth by that time is was time for her to lay egg, she went under a tree, she pushed 1st egg came out,she pushed again the 2nd egg came out and she pushed harder for the 3rd time then her husband woke her up shouting “dikeledi” “dikeledi” “o kakela dikobo (You’ shitting on the blanket) sies man!!

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Bathi ngimubi kodwa khona engithi mangbabpn 😲😲kbuyithemba🤗

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Ngithi mina kusasa ekseni ngo09h00 ngyamPoster umuntu wam alibhubhe melibhubha ngikhathele 😜😜😜😜🤣🤣🤣💃💃💃💃
Ngcela nibeReady ezweni….

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Likhona nakini lelidimoni Ilingazwani nokuphaka uma kupheke lona

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Lathini kuwe ijuba sebelicuthile phambili? Kimi lafona lathi: “Bengikubulisa, phela asixabananga.

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Woooo yima senzo before I buy present for my bae wuban lomunye ojola naye #sizohlanganisela le present ye Valentine

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Haiy, bayaganwa abantu la ngaphandle. Ngivele ngilobole umuntu ohlulwa nawuku boiler iqanda.

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Husband:bbes uwentani ngesitifiketi setfu semshado
Wife:ngibuka kutsi espire nini

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Yakhala iphone kaSisi eTaxini

Wathi ‘babe ngiya emsebenzini sokhuluma late’

Yaphinda yakhala futhi wathi’Babe nguya ekhaya eMgungundlovu emngcwabeni sizokhuluma Monday”

Yabelesela iphone futhi, wathi “Babe wam’ sengizokwehla wena ukephi”?

Lakhala ikhehla eback seat” Woooo, kanti iyaphi le Taxi webagibeli.

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Ukuth umuhle akusho
Kuth umnandi🍆🍑
Mntaka gogo

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Indoda eyayineplazi, yayinezingulube ezinhlanu (5) zensikazi. Yahamba nezingulube izisa kwi-auction, ithe uma ifika yahlangana nomunye umlimi owayezodayisa izingulube ezinhlanu ezingamaduna. “Uma ngifuna zikhwelane lezi zingulube ngingenzanjani?” kubuza indoda enezingulube zensikazi.

“Singahlangana nje mfwethu halfway, zizokhwelana.” kuphendula lo omunye umlimi.

“Manje ngizokwazi kanjani ukuthi sezimithi?”

Aphendule umlimi athi: “Uma sezimithi zizoya otshanini ziyodla, uma zingamithi zizobuyela odakeni.”

Manje babeqhelelene ngo 120km ngokuhlala, bavumelana ngokuthi bazohlangana halfway nezingulube lezo zizo khwelana. Yagcina ingasazidayisanga izingulube indoda yabuyela nazo emuva. Ngakusasa yalayisha izingulube evenini yahamba, yabuya.

Ngakusasa izingulube zavele zaqonda odakeni. Wahamba futhi kwaze kwaphela iviki lonke, izingulube zilokhu zibuyela odakeni. Yagcina isikhathele indoda, ngakusasa ekuseni yathi kunkosikazi wayo: “Nkosikazi ngicela ungibhekela ngewindi lezi ngulube ukuthi zikuphi. Zisetshanini noma odakeni?” ibuza indoda izilalele embhedeni.

Aphendule unkosikazi ebona isimanga ngaphandle, “Vuka baba uzobona! Azikho etshanini futhi azikho nasodakeni, zisevenini enye ingaphambili ishaya ihutha!”

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inquza akusiyo inhlamba other wise ngabe awuyi nayo esontweni

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Indoda ibambe umfazi wayo nendoda. Icasuke ife ithathe umfazi wayo bahambe baye ekhaya. Mabefika ekhaya isho ngokuthukuthela okukhulu ithi “wena mfazi thatha zonke izingubo zakho uham….. “iringe ifoni kankosikazi ubaba esakhuluma. Unkosikazi ayiphendule ku loud speaker. Kuzwakale nje ” thank you for claiming your lotto winnings, you may comey to our offices to collect your 3million rands ” Ajabule Unkosikazi mayeqeda athi “baba uthe izingubo zami zenzenjani? ” indoda isho ngelipholile ithi, “bengithi letha zonke izingubo zakho ngikuwashele

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