Noma ngihamba esigodini sama likes amancane angikusabi uku poster!

Umthande umuntu wakho uze ubhale ngaye kuFacebook, bafike o-Dr Phil bathi it’s honeymoon phase nisazohlukana.

Ninomona!

iPerfume yePLAYBOY
KwaNongoma ibhalwe,
‘DLALA MFANA’

I overheard a fight next door and the woman said “ngifuna ukulala lamadoda wonke endaweni ngikukhawulise”.
Today i didnt go to work am waiting for my turn.

Ngithume umntaka mzawami nge$2 ngathi ayethenga isinkwa lochago. Sengibona engasaphenduki ngathi wothi ngilandele maybe kukhona okuwrongo. Ngibone okunkunzi kuhamba kudlala kusidla icream donut kunatha lefrozen, ngikubuze ngithi “kanti Ntando wahamba udlala into engikuthume zona zinga,”
Kuphendule kuthi hayiAunt imali ilahlekile,
Kanti manje leyo othenge ngayo okudlayo uyithethe nga?
Kuthi, “ngithe sengiphenduka ngadobha i$2

Ave zifeba izinfane zama comrades kodwa singathini zithuthukisa umphakathi.

The way kubanda ngakhona ungaze ukhumule I jacket ubheke iexpiry date ukuthi ayi expire-anga yini.

Skebhe : baby come to my place tonight, otherwise

Zodwa : what?

Skebhe : ngidl’upolony

Lento oyibiza ngendoda yakho ifake uDye oBlonde😓 ekhanda ci ai uzoba strong ngane yabantu