Uma wake wathunywa i-spoon ekhishini wafike wasisula ngeskibha, ngilandele. 🚶🏽 🚶🏽 ISilo samabandla sifuna ukukhuluma nawe mayelana nenhlonipho nokuziphatha
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Uma wake wathunywa i-spoon ekhishini wafike wasisula ngeskibha, ngilandele. 🚶🏽 🚶🏽 ISilo samabandla sifuna ukukhuluma nawe mayelana nenhlonipho nokuziphatha
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– i Refuse To Take This “MaLwede” Song Seriously 😂✋ .. Tyhiini Like We Don’t Deal Enough Already With Dladla Mshunqisi 😏😪 .. Gqom People Stay Doing The Most 🔥♥ , Durban People 😠😡 Stopth With Thy Ratchetness!!
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Yaz majita lento yokwenza ucansi umunt wesfazane abe ngaphezulu isingfake ehlazwen ..ryt now i’m pregnant!!
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Ungena kwadoctor
Doctor: how can I help you?
Mzobi: eish nginenkinga yokukhohlwa
Doctor: iqale nini?
Mzobi: ini?
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KFC cashier: would you kindly donate a R2 that will feed a hungry child out there
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Zulu: mbizeni ngizodla naye
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NGEKE UBE NESIBINDI NJENGOMUNTU EDAKIWE.
UBheki ufika udakiwe kubo, kune-family meeting. Baphelele bonke.
GOGO: 👵🏽” Hawu lo mntwana! Ufika udakiwe futhi?”
BHEKI: 😡 “Thula wena salukazi ndini! Le nto engakwazi ukufaka i-airtime efonini.”
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BABA: 👨🏽🦱 “Hawu! Ukhuluma nomama kanjalo?”
BHEKI: “Awukahle-ke wena, umithise umfazi wabantu.”
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BAB’OMNCANE: 👨🏼🦱 “Hhayi bo! Wemfana khuzeka!”
BHEKI: “Uthini-ke wena owondla ingane okungeyona eyakho?”
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MAMA: 🙆🏼♀️ “Bheki mfana wami…”
BHEKI: 😯 “Wena-ke nje, ngizomtshela ubaba ukuthi kade ukuphi izolo.”
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MFOWABO: 👦🏽 “Hawu bafo, kahle…”
BHEKI: “Hhayi! Awume kancane wena, lent’edlisiwe.”
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SISI WAKHE: 👧🏽 “Hhayi Bheki! Kwanele manje!”
BHEKI: “Wena usuyamazi ubaba wale ngane oyikhulelwe?”
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MALUME: 👨🏾🦱 “Hhayi mshana!”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke konje wafa kanjani umalumekazi njengoba usucebile?” 🤔
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ANTI:🙆🏽♀️ “Hawu bakithi”
BHEKI: “Wena-ke nje ngizosho ukuthi ngakubamba wenzani nobaba walaphaya ngaphesheya kwaZwane.”
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MKAKHE: 😲 “Awu, kodwa babakhe!”
BHEKI: “Thula wena, abakufuni la ekhaya, bathi udla imali yami!” 😡
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Bo Driver Iyekeni Lento
Yenu yokususa imonto
Singakahlali phansi
Yazi sengiqabul ugogo omubi
Kanjan la etaxin angibon njr
Ngizodla ngendlel engicikek ngayo
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UGugu usithathaphi iskibha esibhalwe: “Wabuya Ugesi”?
Uphi yena uMagugwana azosichazela?
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Ngino R400 kushoda Malini kuze ngithenge le fone oyphathayo???
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nami sengyakwaz ukuhlala esihlalwen somoya
kwaysholo ntombazane yakwa Nongoma isikwaz kushaya ivosho
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Sesi mane siya jola akusitsi
Sonke leyowu bona umbuso wemshado 😀😁😂
Kusho Sesi sokhatsele ma out
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Basebenza ngenye Indlela labobaba. Uyazi ukuthi ama Phoyisa asedidekile ngempela kwawona. Afike kwi scene abuze kwenzekeni, nichaze nisho nokuthi animazi umuntu owenza lento. Aphinde abuze “akekho umuntu enimsolayo”?, nilisho igama. Ekugcineni anibuze ukuthi ninabo yini ubufakazi. Kanti ubani othi asisho esimsolayo. Ubufakazi futhi??
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Niyakhumbula ngithi I cants leave without him 😔♥️.
Well sengiyaliva bantase😣!
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When your girl introduces you to her bestie…
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Uvel’ ubon’ i-straight, uvele ubone umshado, ngish’ uMa wey’Ngane !!!
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I English ifuna engathi ungalokhu uthi “Yes, Yes, Yes” Wathi “No” bazothi Why? ”
Haiy ke, lapho usuyi susile.
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Gyz ngabe yiqiniso yini ukuthi PSL stand for “Pirates Still Losing”😂😂😂
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