Uyazi I’m worried. Imagine sleeping with a senior citizen, a pension payout beneficiary.Ngoba ngithi ngifuna ukuba NEMALI ENINGI, UGogie pho!!!

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Uthenge i phone📱 yegama le Fridge
“Hisense” but mayi freezer uyamangala

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JOB INTERVIEW WITH NYAA
Interviewer : Tell us more about yourself…..
Nyaa: Aibo buka iC.v yami ndoda anginaso iskhathi sokuchaza..
Interviewer : What do you know about this company?
Nyaa: Angikazi for now and angazi muntu
ndoda awukahle uk’buza imibuzo engasile
awuqale lento engize ngayo la, soxoxa nawe sengingaphakathi.
Interviewer : Why are you interested on
working for this company?
Nyaa : Why niwukhangisile? I’m interested
because you advertised the position habe! nansi imihlola yami bo!
Interviewer : Why should i employ you and
not other candidates?
Nyaa : Angiphendulike leyonto, skip it, that irrelavent question,
yazi wena ungenza islima coz the decision is on you.
Interviewer : What are your strength and weaknesses?
Nyaa : Strength – I work hard
weaknesses – ngiphuma ealry njalo friday
ngeke ningitshele ushidi ke nalangisebenza
khona bayazi nginolaka kabi mase ngomile.
Inteviewer : Describe when you had
disagreement with your colleagues & what you will do?
Nyaa : Ngyashaya phela mina and
angibhedelwa mina i alwys hit my bosses,
ngyas’faka isbhakela endodeni mina!
Interviewer : Why do you want to leave your current job?
Nyaaa : Same as above asizile kuzodlala la.
Interviewer : Ok thanks very much Sir, dont
call us we will call you.
Nyaaa : Akobakuhleke coz ngiyakwazi la
ogibela khona ndoda angihlekike mase ngihamba nezami.
Interviewer : Buya uzoqala kusasa
One word for Nyaa?

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Kukhona abantu abakhuluma kakhulu sengathi baginya iradio enamabattery amasha noma bagwinyimpempe, kahleni bakwethu

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Tall girls are cute and sexy👏🔥💓
Short girls are witchy and tokoloshy😂
Ngyadlala bangani

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Kuyiqiniso kangakanani ukuthi marriage that last is the combination of two types of people, one boring and one crazy.

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👵🏽: “Makoti!”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Mah.”

👵🏽: “Ungayiplastela wena indlu uwedwa ‘yazi.”

👩🏽‍🦰: “Hawu, ngobani mah?”

👵🏽: “Ngibona indlela oyibhixa ngayo i-peanut butter.”

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Mjita one sphongo Akajole
netheken enesphongo
ama butternut ndawonye bo

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Uma ngathi uyadinga umsebenzi ufice i(X) yakho iyiyo iboss lapho yikho phone khona ukuthi teacher weMaths wayeqinisile me ethi find the value of X

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Hlala phansi angeke ushe besho kusihle esaba ihairdryer

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Dear future wife

Don’t worry about children
Ngizoza nabo

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Ngicela ningifundisa ukutshekisa le emoji “😂” kade ngizama, ngiyehluleka. 😢 😭

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Dating a Zulu girl…..

Me: Love you😍😍😍

Her: Uphi u ‘I’ oh umshiye ku Lesego😏🙄?

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Uthi obhala kahle:

Keep telling them, “Akuhlangani.” khona bezolala kahle ebusuku.

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