I wonder baphelelephi nge cinnamon milk.
Or they realized ukuthi you can’t close a pothole ngebisi

After being robbed:
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White people: Are you okay?
Black people: Baphi?

iPerfume yePLAYBOY
KwaNongoma ibhalwe,
‘DLALA MFANA’

Dating a chick from Mamelodi
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Whatsapp convo…
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!

Vodacom Ucasulwe Yilabo “Thank Me Later” Yingakho Anigilile

Khona abantu abangena sdingo and ngyabakhipha la bheka igama lakho
Sandile Nxele
Sizwe Dube
Asanda Mzobe
Zinhle Nxele
Sandile Mkhize
Phila Ndlovu
Spha Goba
Sanele Vilakazi
Samkelo Mhlanzi
Zama Kheswa
Zinhle Biyela
Slindile Mzolo
Buhle Dumakude
Nompilo Mvubu
Gugu Zondi
Thandeka Ngcobo
Thobile Maseko
Sthandiwe Mbhele
Sduduzo Ndlela
Buhle Zondi
Slindile Jali
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Ja ngyabakhipha nje estokfelen abasakhokhi.