Kutheni xa nishelwa nijonga izihlangu niyathunga yini ?
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mah: sanele!!
sanele : mah
uph unodoli wase dining
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Umama wathatha uMxolisi ingane yakhe yomfana wathi: “Mxolisi, asihambe siyolanda ubaba wakho ethuneni, uwena ozokhuluma ngoba uwumfana wakhe wokuqala nowokugcina. Uzombingelela umtshele ukuthi singobani bese umtshela ukuthi sizomlanda simbuyisela ekhaya simhlabele inkomo ngakho angakhathazeki uma efika kugcwele egcekeni. Mina ngeke ngikhulume ngoba uma uphethe ihlahla lomphafa awukhulumisi muntu ophilayo ngoba lo ongasekho uzosala endleleni.”
Bahambe-ke baye ethuneni baguqe eduze kwethuna.
Mxolisi: “Eita timer, ngiyacava u-grand hier. Imina intwana yakho, ngivaya ne-Olas la. Buka, grand grand wena timer sizokuncuka daar sivaye nawe. Siya endabukweni, uyang’thola?. So wena gidla kuleli qabunga sivaye-ke. Ungalokhu uzikhuphula kakhulu ngalabo sdumbu ozobafica begcwele edladleni. Sikugingqele ibhasi lonke, cabanga! Asimashe-ke!”
Waquleka umama.
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Uzolokhu uzwa kuthiwa Sel Beyonce engathi kuzoqhamuka isungqazu saphesheya.Kanti kuzoqhamuka isihlama senja esinamasende.
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Umshado💍Unabantu Bawo🤞
Wena Nje Ofunda LePost Ufanelw Uku kikiza Kphela🏌️♂️
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Niqeda ukuqabulana nino muntu wakho
Girl:baby ushiye ushephisi emlomeni wam🤨🤨🤔🤔
Boy:No,bby akusiwona ushiphisi ngineflu🤣🤣😂😂😅😅🤣🤣😂😂
What is that if u think?? 🤣😂😅😅🤣🤣😁
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UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.
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Uthi udunusile ulinde idog style kanti umuntu emuva kudala ewile ngomkhuhlane ka king Monata””’wayilibala🤣
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Being a “Side Chick” is the same as being a cabbage🍈,
you don’t know whether uyisishebo or uyisalad but at the end uyazi guthi uzodliwa!!
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If usajola no brothers othi uphi ushintshi wami??
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Khohlwa nuh 🤚 iwaste loyo muntu
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step Father :Wahamba uGesi
Kids:kwasala wena
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Ngibulisa bonke abajola nabo Doctor ngithi “breath in”
Ngibulise abajola nama security ngithi “Vimba”
Ngibulise abajola no taxi drver ngithi “usdonse engathi uyasiyeka”
Ngibulise abajola nothisha ngithi “very good my girl”
Ngibulise abajola no cashier ngithi “plastiki?”
Ngibulise abajola nama poyisa ngithi “fakani okuncane”
Angibakhohlwa ke abajola eZion ngithi “khuluma moya”
Angibalibali ke abajola nosopolitiki ngithi kunina “ammmaaaaaaaaaandla”
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Yaz uth usuymisele
kuth vosho😂😂😂
mina ngabaleka😂
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*Matatizo ni nini???*
“`Matatizo ni pale unapokuwa umefika ukweni usiku na haja kubwa ikakubana na hukuwa unajua choo kilipo, ukatoka nje na kujisaidia kwenye majani kumbe ni mboga asubuhi ukasikia mama mkwe anasema kuna mjinga kajisaidia kwenye mboga na kaangusha pochi yake hapohapo haa! Vile unajisachi pochi hamna na kulikuwa na passport,vitambulisho, kadi ya benki, pesa zaidi ya laki 2 na nusu, funguo za nyumba yako,
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Uma sekumele akhumule i-weave 👩🏽🦰 uzwa esethi: “Mina vele ngizifanela nobaba wami nje
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Uthi utshontsha ama
niknaks engane uvele
uhlangane nelimanzi
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