Haiybo, Ladies
Utholwa abanjani lo beer ose glasin enihlezi nehla nenyuka nawo ema clinic🤔😂😂😂😂
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Okwenziwe yi-breadwinner yasekhaya izolo ngiyokuxoxela amagwababa echobana, ingene ne-heater ekamelweni layo yathi thina sokotha umlilo weBig Nuz.
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Wabhodla 🤢 uSisi 👩🏻 wase-Ladies House 🏛 etekisini, 🚐 salindela ukuthi uzothi: “Excuse me.” 👏🏻 Wavele wathi: “Ncuz’ebhodlayo, ncuz’esuthi, ncuz’eKFC, ncaaa nkosh, ninenkingoooon?”
Sisale sibambe ongezansi. 🤔
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Analysis tym.
Ngokubona kwakho ngubani omdala phakathi kwakeli khehla le KFC laleli lakwa Grandpa?
50 mks
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Wena nomkakho niyagula. Angazi ubani owathelela omunye noma uyena owasuka nakho kubo. Kodwa engikwaziyo nigula ukugula okufanayo. Anive ningasigcini isikhathi.
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Ngabona imfene I gunda umuntu ngahleka yaze yagunda mina
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Wake wawuzwa u “Nxa” womuntu ohola ngezi-25? Ey, ave bephila labo bantu nomoya wabo omuhle. 👏
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After breaking a plate:
White parents: “are you okay? Don’t touch it,it will cut you”
Black parents: “zibulale zonke,angithi zithengwe wuwe”
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Umuntu ebhasini ulahlekile akazi ukuthi wehlaphi
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Aku hurt 💔 BBY daddy
Uqcine so change ligama lemtwana
From thandolwethu to thandolwami
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Uma ubabazala emutsha kuWhatsapp uzabona
08:30 typing…
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Wena ngaleso iskhathi suyethukile usuzibuza ukuth kanti lomfazi uhambe wayaceba yini kibo angathi ubabazala ubhala amagama anzima
Then ngo10:00 uzabona imessage ingena ” salubonani mokhenyan linjuna lemulu”
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First Line of every Sangoma
“Ngibona👀 Ubumnyama”
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If uyisangoma ungenayo I foundation kaNkulunkulu,
kusho ukuthi uzosiqeda phela. Uyazi uzosithakatha wena.
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Shhh… Ngiyakuhlebela, ungatsheli muntu.
Kuthiwa January ama-Facebook comedians azophunyelwa izimali
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Friend request ‘Chris Brown’
Me ‘accepted’
Sametime inbox ‘helo how are you’
Chris Brown; I’m good and you
Me; Im good. You know i like listening to your songs.
Chris: oooh oky ngyabonga. Wena uhlalaphi.
Me; Huh? Really so wena chris uyakhuluma???
Chris; Yebo. Lets meet in jozi weekend because im staying in soweto.
Me; 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dont be fooled with facebook…..
Blessed monday and week ahead!!
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Ukuze ube nokuthula, ivumele le eyokuthi uthi hlukanani. Nt tht uya understander lento ayishoyo. For the sake yokuthi umthanda kakhulu, Ukuze ungahlukumezeki wena onenhliziyo esamthanda. Vumela lomhlola wamahlukana awushoyo cos kusho kona vele akasekho kuwena. If uqhubeka ngenkani u’ll get hurt kakhulu futhi.So if ethi I ran out of it. Nawe enza njalo, just let it go.
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