I tarven ebengjwayele ukuphuza kuyona sebeyphendule I fruit and veg

I Village yase Mzola neyase Dandanda zenza umqhudelwano (competition) yokuphuza utshwala, ukuthi abobani omakoya bokuphuza. One week before kuqale icompetion iVillage yaseMzola ithume uNyaa ukuthi ahambe ku Village yase Dandanda ayobuza if they are ready for iCompetion.
uNyaa ma efika khona vele athole kuphuzwa. Bemnikeze u 25litre wotshwala basemakhaya (amasese) uNyaa ashaye u25litre awuqede in 1 hour!!! Bamangale abantu base Dandanda ukuthi ukhona umuntu ophilayo ongaphuza 25 litres yotshwala ayiqede!!!!
Abase Dandanda: (babuza beyethuke kakhulu) “Hayi bo Nyaa, uphuza 25litre wayiqeda! Nawe are you part of iteam yase Mzola esizo compete nayo?”
Nyaa: (ezihlekel) “Cha chaa chaa bafethu, mina ngihluliwe kuma Primary Competition, I could not make it to the competing team”

ungene nge vosho ku relationship yabantu kanti badla itreatment💊 uphume ushaya nayi le walk.

Ufuna indoda enemoto 🚗 😏 kodwa ubaba wakho yamhlula ngo-1960 isengu-R2.

Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.

Kunabantu abavuswa abantu babo,
wena uvuswa umchamo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

UThembi usebenza emakhishini kodwa uqala ukungasayiboni kahle indoda yakhe ngesikhwele, engu Romeo. Afone ngefoni yemsebenzini.
Ngriii,
Romeo ‘halo’
thembi ‘ukup love’?
Romeo ‘ngsendlini’
thembi ‘akushaye ikomishi ngespunu ngizwe’
Romzz ‘nqi nqi nqi’
thembi ‘thanx baba ngyakthanda’
kuqhubeke ehlala efona kusenzeka kanje.
Ngelinye ilanga uThembi aphume early emsebenzini afike endlini athole u Eric,umntanabo edlala yedwa endlini.
‘hawu Tinky,uyep ubabakho?’
Eric ‘angimazi mama kodwa uhambe nespunu nekomishi

Njengomunye ugogo kwafika amapholisa emzini wakhe bezombopha ngoba epheka itototo.
Pholisa: “gogo sesikubophile asambe ”
Gogo: ” ngenzeni futhi mntanami? ”
Pholisa: “angithi upheka itototo lapha ekhaya. ”
Gogo: “kodwa phela khathesi kangilayo ephekiweyo ”
Pholisa:”ye gogo, awulayo kodwa izinto zonke zokupheka itototo sizitholile lapha ”
Gogo:”kulungile mntanami asihambe kodwa kasivumelane lapha lami ngyafika ngikuvulela icala lokuthi ubufuna ukungidlwengula ”
Pholisa:”aah kanjani gogo mina ngingazange ngize ngikuthinte? ”
Gogo:”kodwa angithi konke okokudlwengula ulakho khonapho ”
Pholisa: “usale kahle gogo “

Usathi uqedile ukubhala i-Life Science Paper 2, iphakame i-genius iyolalela i-heart beat ye-invigilator, ibuye ihlale phansi ibhale. 😐

King Monada can kill your favourite Rapper
by just saying “Makwela Makwela”

Uthengeni ngeShumi lakho eskolen Enzoh?

👶🏾 Athenganga Lutho dlale istokofela faka ukhipha ishumi libuye selufafrandi