Sometimes akuwona amaphupho amabi Wena washa izingubo zokulala

Her : Babe yaz ngyagula
Him: Ncono wena … abanye bafile

Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman:
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Me: Ithin iNumber yakho
Her : Ayisho lutho, why?

UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.

Yazi ngiqokiwe ukuthi ngishumayele this Sunday

Konje uGoliyathi aze agwinye inhlanzi bekwenzenjani?

Kunzima emhlabeni ngihlangane nomunye usisi ekuseni ibele elilodwa liphandle ephethe iHandbag ngambuza kanti kutheni uhamba ibele liphandle libuhlungu yini , yazi losisi uvele wawisela iHandbag phansi wabamba ikhanda ehlaba umkhosi ngamangala mina ngathi yini inkinga sisi , Wathi ngikhohlwe umntwana eTexin

Uqumbe u wallet wentombazane uze-ufunge ukuthi kugcwele imali kanti kuqumbe ama Pad ncx

Ngicela ningifundisa ukutshekisa le emoji “😂” kade ngizama, ngiyehluleka. 😢 😭

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siyomthengisela uMrekza no Lucy

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