`Z’hlobo zami ngithanda ukubonga uJehova ngoba amakhaza angifice sengiqedile iSyllabus yokugeza umzimba wonke. KuJune noJuly ngizobe ngenza nje ama revision lapha nalaphaya, ngigeza ubuso nenyawo nokwesula amakhwapha!“

Abanye abantu are poor because they are holding on to the past.
Umuntu usangifuna isikweledu semali yalast year.
Hayi maan move on guys.

Plz dnt laugh aln pass it to de others
IZIMPENDULO UTITSHA AZITHOLE
KUBAFUNDI:
1.Umuntu onesisu esikhulu = STOMACH OUT
2. Umuntu omude = LONG DISTANCE
3.Umuntu ohamba nge wheelchair = CHAIRPERSON
4.Ongenazandla = VEST
5. Onekhanda elikhulu = HEADMASTER
6. Ozacile= CD or SKINNY JEAN
7. Obuya emendweni= RETURN SOLDIER
8. Ongenamoto = JOHNY WALKER
9. Okhuluma kakhulu = BLUETOOTH
10. Okhuluma kancane = SPEAKOUT
11. Othandana nabantu abaningi = QUANTUM
12. Onesishwapha = HATCHBACK
13. Onezinqa ezinkulu = PAKISTAN
14. Omubi = HORROR
15. Onamadlebe amakhulu = SATELITE DISH
16. Owesifazane ongalotsholwanga ohlala nendoda = IVOLONTIYA
17. Umuntu omfishane= FULL STOP.😄😄😂hlekisa nabanye.

And your husband will quickly stuff his side chick’s jacket in the fridge, and tell you politely that,
“Baby ungabambi iplastic leyo emnyama yisitshebo sanext door.”

Kunabantu abavuswa abantu babo,
wena uvuswa umchamo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Se like lananzelela yini ukuthi ireaction yokuhleka kumacomments ikhamisa kakhulu ukudlula amanye.?

My White NEIGHBOUR has been standing on my fence shouting …… “Michael Wayne …. Michael Wayne … Michael Wayne” for the past hour. ……… Only to find out now that she was trying to say MAKHELWANE