Live in such a way that if someone spoke badly of u..
No one would believe in it..
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Joburg police arrested a bloke printing fake notes. Rands, Dollars & Naira. And guess what? The Zim Bond Note
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Indian Movies are
~Fake. I Tried Dancing in The Market
but Nobody came
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I have never been tired of meat
That’s why I decided to steal in the cabbage the entire January
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Your sugar daddy is someone else husband, You gave him flowers and he repackaged them and gave it to his wife, His wife did the same thing and gave it to her sugar boy, Her sugar boy is your boyfriend, your boyfriend finally gave it back to you, Now you are holding flowers you bought by yourself saying “this looks familiar” In physics it is called circular motion, In philosophy It is called Karma, In church it is called back to sender, In life it is called what goes around comes around, In chemistry it is called chain reaction, In computer science it is called looping, In psychology it is called familiar spirit…Now can i get likes?
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What is the difference between
a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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Good company always brings good memories ❤ choose wisely with whom.you spend time
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I don’t like this idea of my grandmother
getting more likes than me.
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A man went to Church on Sunday
and gave testimony that he was
infected with Cholera and God had
healed him.
When he had
finished, he tried to give the mic
to the 2nd man but the 2ND Man
refused to take it:
2ND MAN- I have no testimony.
Give it to Pastor.
PASTOR- I’m not in charge of
testimonies so give it to the
Senior Pastor.
SENIOR PASTOR- Brother in Christ,
the mic is yours. It’s a gift from
the Church. You may take it
home.
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Relationships nowadays:
•°•
Friday: Sexy
Saturday: Sex
Sunday: Ex
Monday: Next!!
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“The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too
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she changes her surname💛
💛she changes her home💛
💛she leaves her family💛
💛she moves in with you💛
💛she builds a home with you💛
💛she gets pregnant for you💛
💛her pregnancy changes her body for you💛
💛she gets fat for you💛
💛She almost gave up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of child birth for you💛
💛even the kids she delivers bear your name, till the day she dies everything she does for you💛
💛I respect and love every woman who’s reading here💛
❤God bless you❤🙏
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Man: Is there any way for long life..
.
Dr: Get married.
.
Man: Will it help..
.
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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-Babiie you are the chocolate at the end of my cornetto that I don’t
want to share with anyone. ‘
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Thief: who is the son of God? 🔫
Congregation:goes 😐🤐🤐🤐.
Thief: who is the son of God,oh else I’ll shoot all of you?.
Mr Brown: ask the Pastor,he always said I am the child of God.
Pastor: uyanya I don’t know God or Jesus,I never been to heaven
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You`re like an alcohol.
I don’t keep you for the taste,
I keep you for the feeling.
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