Ngoni:* How are you dear?
*Mary:* I’m fine thanks!
*Ngoni:* So what’s your favorite color?
*Mary:* Ohh please, stop asking stupid questions! Ask me something more interesting and intellectual please.
*Ngoni:* Ooh, how many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulfuric Acid at standard temperature and pressure?
*Mary:* Eeer bemgizidlalela mina; my favorite colour is dark white!
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A man was driving when the cops stop and asked :
r u drunk ?
he says no sir
the cops give him beers for being a good driver
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Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy
that you passed away last year
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Baby if you want to know how much I love you ,
please do me a favour, during night go out side and count,
how many starts are there then,
you will know how much I love you
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Already drank 2 bottle of vinegar and salt but nothing happened or should I continue to drink more.🙄🙄coz don’t know what u guys are talking about
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Girl : “wait for me hun, i wanna do my make-up”.
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Ronnie : “You don’t need a make-up”
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Girl : “oh! Really Ronnie?……….that is so sweet of you”
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Ronnie : “No, You need Plastic Surgery”.
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I read our old messages🤪
I laugh🤪
Then i cry🙃
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7 Facts About Girls
1. “K” – Means They’re Bored
2. “Mhm” – Means They’re Mad
3. “Ohh Okay” – means They’re
Dissapointed
4. “No M Fine ” – They’re Not Fine Bruh
5. “Um So Sorry” – That means they
Actually Feel bad
6. “Are u Angry at me”? – They need
Attention
7. “I Love You ” – They Normally Mean
It
True or False..
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I always come up with best ideas when sitting on the toilet…
But i forget them after the flush 😫😫😫💔
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The person who lost a black Huawei P20 in Carlton Centre yesterday,
please bring its charger and headphones.
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I dnt knw y am going tru a lot,
buh i knw dat my God will never let me down.
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You Spend R220 Buying Your Family A KFC Bucket 😢😥 And Then Your Father Gives You Attitude When You Tell Him To Wash The Dishes Afterwards 😕😒😏 Mxm!
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On A First Date😉
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Rich: I work with beautiful cars everyday😎
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Girl: oh! How sweet☺..what is it that u do?😯
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Rich: I wash cars😎
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Girl: [Fainted]
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We are looking for something that’s
doesn’t exist in in the real world .
It’s a fool world .
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Girl: is ur date offer still valid…
.
Boy: yup
.
Girl: oh in that case… I refuse again
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A new salesman was appointed as sales person at a super market.
While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had ‘Peach Jam’ to which he bluntly replied, “Out of stock.”.
At this, the lady immediately turned to leave the shop in disgruntled.
It was then that the manager, who had been looking on, called him aside and told him, “When a customer asks for a product that is out of stock, you apologise for its unavailability, and then offer other types of the same product. For instance in this case if it was peach jam; offer other types of jam like pineapple jam, guava, apricot jam and so on.”.
After few hours next, came in another lady who asked him for toilet paper and he politely replied, “I am sorry madam, we do not have any toilet paper right now in stock but you could try some Carbon Paper or Sand Paper”.
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