A guy sat quietly in a bar very much
preoccupied about what his life will be from
his work.
All of a sudden, the city’s most notorious
bouncer kicked him off his chair onto the
floor and said to him, “that’s Karate for you,
Made in Japan.”
Knowing that he didn’t stand a chance with
him, he quietly woke up and went to sit
back at the his chair.
A while later, the bouncer came back with a
smack right onto the guy’s face and said
again, “that’s KUNG FU, made in China.”
A not so long, the bouncer kicked him again
and said, “That’s Taekwondo, made in
Korea.”
Thereafter, he walked to the bartender
ordered his beer and started drinking.
Infuriated, the guy went left the bar with
minor bruises.
About ten minutes later, the guy came back
and smacked the sh!!t out of the bouncer
knocking him out instantly.
Just then, he looked at the barman and said,
“when that bastard wakes up, tell him that
was a shovel(Foxolo), made in New York!”…

Women don’t see it when they’re being rejected, they just say:
“The dude has poor communication skills”..

Richman : Sir, there’s a Taxi strike and I’m afraid I won’t make it to Work Today.

Boss : Man you’ve mentioned Running as your Hobby in your CV…See you at Work

All say that love is more important than money..
Have you ever tried paying your bill with a hug.. ?

Behind every angry women stands a man
who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

The smell of KFC when you have money and
when you broke, is not the same

Marriage is like public toilet.
Those who are outside want to get inside and
those who are inside want to get out.

If you’re arguing with your girl and she says,
“So let me get this straight”
she’s about to mix up everything you just said..

Kiss her in front of that nigga she calls bestie,
and when that idiot coughs, grab his neck…it’s him..!

Someone Sent Me An Email About Using Vodka
For Cleaning Around The House

It Worked !! The More Vodka I Drank ,
The Cleaner The House Looked