The most important part of our personality is our speech..
Because looks can gain only attraction..
But speech can win hearts forever.
Good Morning.
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When she’s riding your brains out and she says do you
like it babe and you almost scream yes daddy
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Why are bachelors slimmer than married men?
Bachelors return from work and see the same boring stuff in the’ fridge’and go to ‘bed’…..
Whereas married men return from work and see the same boring stuff in ‘bed’ and go to the ‘fridge’.
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My ex thought i wanted to work things out 😒i asked her to come see me & bring weed,😀 while shes on her way 🏃 to me i called the police on her saying she’s selling weed😊. I’m so happy cause she’s in jail for months now
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She: What do u do?
He: Phd.
She: Wow! Doctorate.
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He: No. Pizza Hut Delievery. 😛
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Q:What time did the man go to the dentist.?
A:Tooth hurry.
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God does not make mistakes but he does miracles.
I am one. You are too.
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The real meaning of I AM FINISH is when u close the door to kill a snake …
And then NEPA takes the light..
My dear the devil is using ur life to test the new version of TEMPLE RUN!!!…. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
RUN!!!!!
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Wife At Night: “Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?”
Husband: “98, Why?”
Wife: “Now Tell Me Why You Didn’t Wish Me For My Birthday Since Morning?”
Silence………..
Husband: “I Couldn’t Even Say I Have A Bad Memory”
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I once cried over a heartbreak💔 but after eating friend rice and chicken,
I drank coke then realized it was hunger😂😂😂😂
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Some girls don’t attend gym but they look
physically fit because of running from one
man to another.
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Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
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People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted
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Never waste time on someone who does not have time for you.
be with someone who will say “time is wasted if I am not with you”
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I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs.
I hear that they have to pick up food from the floor
when they have dropped it.
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It’s normal to miss someone when you are alone and sad,
but missing someone when you’re busy,
having fun, that’s true affection.
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