Members if u can’t pray in English, please
pray in your local language .In church on
Sunday I heard someone say “lord you are
nothing without me”
Imagine going to hell because of grammar

I HATE IT WHEN I SING A SONG AND SOMEONE CORRECT ME☹☹😣🤚🏽
WHAT IF KETSHE IS DOING A REMIX

That Annoying Moment When You Are Standing There Alone
Like A Lost Puppy While
Your Friend Talks To Someone You Don’t Know

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The driver says “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman moves to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to Nyaa, who was next to her in the bus,
“the driver just insulted me.”
Nyaa says “You go up there and give that stupid driver a big slap.
Go on madam, I’ll help you hold your monkey for you”

I Guess I’ll Be Bored in Heaven Because All My Friends Are Going To Hell

Ask your boyfriend to resend photos
you sent him last week Thank me later

If ever u feel overloaded by your wife issues, go immediately to the nearest Biological Anxiety Relief (BAR) center or place an order for any 1 or more of the following antidotes:
1. Wife Irritation Neutralizing Extract (WINE)
2. Refreshing Unique Medicine (RUM)
3. Bothersome Estrange-wife Elimination Rebooter (BEER)
4. Vaccino Officio Depression-Killing Antigen (VODKA)
5. Wife High Infusion Suspicion Killing Energy Yeast (WHISKEY)

This is issued by the Ministry of Happiness 😀😀

When you throw the trash out,
do you go outside later and check how it’s doing??
•°•
No! So stop stalking your ex.”

Mxm….
I have this annoying neighbour who keeps changing music
as if he’s listening alone

Indian movies are so fake; I started dancing at the market today
but nobody joined me.

If your girlfriend visits you and doesn’t take a selfie..
.bro you need to decorate your room