Never lie to a girl. Chances are,
we already know the truth before we ask.
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Never tell your problems to anyone…
20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
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The one who likes you most,
sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one
who feels your pain.
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You can ignore me for as long as you want,
but you can never change the memories
that I brought in your life.
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There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim.
When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”
The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.”
A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked,
“Hey, do you need help?”
The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.”
Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”
God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”
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To all the girls who were told by the prophet that you will get married in 2018, you have 15 days left.
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number.
She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!”
I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
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Marrying someone aged 35 years old and above is like
buying a newspaper in the evening……
You know it’s old news.
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Welcome to SA where guys criticize Gays online
but sleep with them offline..
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Everyone has an annoying friend.
If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
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You don’t need everything to enjoy life.
You already have life to enjoy everything
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Facebook Friends : 5000.
Real Friends : 20.
Hard Time Friends : 2.
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Maturity is when a couple just mutually
decide to end their relationship,
and stay best friends,without insulting each other
or hating each other,coz you are mature enough
you understand that not everything is meant to
last forever in this life.
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Girls without stretch marks think they are related to those dolls
they use in shops to advertise clothes
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Stop checking your phone your crush doesn’t care about you
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People Who Knows Car Parts Let Us Confuse Them
Me : Front Sit.
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