Mara Guys How Do you Sleep at Night Knowing that
you Don’t Give Your Girlfriend Money?

When The Microwave is Very Hot The Sausage Takes Two Minutes.
This Post is For Deep Thinkers

*Teacher: what is Jomo Cosmos.?*
*Rainbow: a team that plays so well but has nothing to show for it.*
*Teacher: very good ; so give an example.*
*Rainbow: Kaizer Chiefs is a Jomo Cosmos

I don’t know english that much
but i know kidney means a knee of a kid

​Imagine “You go to the drug shop to buy poison to
kill yourself but you still wait for your change…​😳😳😳😳😳
​are you serious?! “​

So My Brother Broke Up With His Girlfriend
Yesterday Because He Saw A Man Driving Her
Car . We Later Investigated & Found Out It
Wasn’t A Man, She Just Took Off Her Wig.

These Days You Don’t Know Whether
The Aunty Smiling At You Wants You For Her Daughter Or For Herself

Teacher: “John, write a sentence on the board.”
Little John wrote: “My penis in your hand.”
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The teacher slap poor little John.
.
Little John: “Oh my!! I forgot to put a space between pen and is.!”