At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist’s work. They finally went with mine.
“I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral,” I said.
“No,” said the boy. “Your painting’s wider, so it’ll cover three holes in our wall.”
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TEACHER: class lets show the principal and the
guests how far we have reached… if i say small
you say small smaller smallest.
(the class agreed and they started)
TEACHER: small
CLASS: small smaller smallest TEACHER: big..
CLASS: big bigger biggest.
TEACHER: tight…
CLASS: tight tighter tightest
TEACHER: ( smiling) thats good.
CLASS: thas good thats gooder thats goodest.
TEACHER: 0K
CLASS: OK OKIER OKIEST
TEACHER: No
CLASS: No noer noest.
TEACHER: stop
CLASS: Stop stopper stoppest TEACHER: OH
LORD!
CLASS: oh lord oh lorder oh lodest…
PRINCIPAL: stupid class
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Love is like pizza …. when its good, its really good and when its bad, its still pretty good.
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You will never shine like a star,
if u havn’t seen darkness in ur life
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When you thought you’re done washing the dishes
and you turn around to see those pots on stove!
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You see yourself glowing & gaining weight then boom💥
“Something Inside So Strong
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Opportunities will knock on your door every morning.
But if you keep sleeping they will simply pass you by.
Good morning.
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May the FRONT teeth of your enemies be removed
so that you can know them by their smile!!
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Marry a man who is a bread winner in his family.
Sis you will know Jesus and his disciples
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You never actually watched a full movie coz u blinked 🤞🤞😁
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Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!
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Black people will never believe that you’re sick
until you refuse delicious food…
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If you are too big to serve then you are too small to lead
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Life is like a mirror …
we get the best results when we smile at it
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Man is at his best when doing what he loves most
and at his worst when doing nothing.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.
.
we are all unique ppl
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