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When you are in bright light.
Everyone Will Follow you
But when you are in darkness
even your own shadow will not follow you.

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*The relationship between fish and water makes me believe that
betrayal is real when I see water participating in cooking the fish*

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When I grew up, I wanted to
be a Dr cuz I thought
hospitals close at 4pm and all patients go home

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You will Laugh – enjoy reading 😉

Five facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1. You’re so lazy You didn’t read all the You’s.

2. You didn’t notice I put a Yoo.

3. You are now looking to find out.

4. You are laughing because you realise there is no ‘Yoo’ and you’ve been tricked.

5. You are going to
forward this to others who are like ‘YOU’!😜😜

I know at least 13 things about you now:

1. You are holding your phone

2. You are on Whatsapp

3. You just opened my msg.

4. You are now reading it

5. You are human

7. You can’t say the letter “P” without separating your lips

8. You just attempted to do it

9. You are laughing at yourself

10. You have smiles on your face

11. You skipped No.6

12. You just checked to see if there is a No.6

13. You are laughing at this because I caught you, again.

Hahaha is it true? 😃😜😄

If u smiled then forward
☁☁🌞 ☁ ☁
☁ ✈ ☁ 🚁 ☁ ☁ ☁

🏬🏨🏫🏢🏤🏥🏦🏪
🌲 / l🚍 🌳👭
🌳/ 🚘 l 🏃 🌴
🌴/ l 🚔 🌲
🌲/ 🚖 l 🌳

Now that you’ve smiled, don’t be stingy with the smiles, share them With friends!! Just for laughs
Stress busters!

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The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”

“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $18.40 please.” The man reaches into his pocket and, without looking, pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the guy and the ostrich come again and the guy says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke.”

The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.”

Again the guy reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until one night they enter the restaurant and the waitress asks, “The usual?”

“No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad”, says the guy.

“Me too,” says the ostrich.

The waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $42.62.”

Once again the guy pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can’t hold back her curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?”

“Well,” says the guy, “several years ago I was cleaning my attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.”

“That’s brilliant!” says the waitress. “Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!”

“That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the guy.

The waitress asks, “But, sir, what’s with the ostrich?”

The guy sighs and answers, “My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.”

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Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..
.
Give Him A Mobile With A
.
Set Of Girls Phone No and Put Him
.
In A Place Where Theres No Netwrk

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Thandeka I came to your place n heard you watching p**n,
so I went back coz I didn’t want to interrupt

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the State house, where the President lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA & the 3rd from Zimbabwe.They go with State House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures “Well”, he says, “I figure the job will cost $9,000. ($4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my teamv& $1,000 profit for me)”.
The Chinese does some measuring & figuring, says,”I can do it for $7,000. ($3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my team & $1,000 profit for me)”.
The Zimbabwea did not even measure or figure out anything, but he walks around the State House & whispers “$27,000.” The official says, “You didn’t even measure how did you come up with such a high figure?” The Zimbabwean whispers “$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, & $7,000 to hire the Chinese to do the job.”

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Teacher : Name the 5 most corrupt
countries in Africa…
.
Sya : Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia
and nigeria.
.
Teacher : What about South Africa?
.
Sya : When counting sinners, do you
include Satan?
:/
Have sweet dreamland

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If u don-t have a girlfriend
u wil miss something in Life..
if u Have a GF then u will miss Everything in Life

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Boyfriend: Hey Can u ve The moon of my life😑

Girlfriend: Why not babe yes of course😊😊😊😊👅🍆💯!

Boyfriend: Okay Stay 998,826,100 Kilometres away from me then

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True Friends look at you with no judgment in their eyes,
they know you’ve made mistakes
but they accept you for being human
and help you right the wrongs.

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No words are necessary between two loving hearts.

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There was a man who used to cross the border,from S A to Zim. Every month he would be on a bicycle carrying some riversand. The customs officer searched him thoughroughly and would find nothing in the sand. They would then give him a smile and let him pass. He did that for years and years still the officers wondered what was in the sand. After the man had stopped crossing the border he met one of the retired customs officer,and he asked tell me what were you up to carrying all that sand? The man smiled and said apparently I was smuggling bicycles!

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I miss our long talks, your smile, your laugh,
your smell, your kisses and your hugs.
I wish I could have them back.

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Paul was a tent maker, Peter was a fisherman,
Jesus was a carpenter.
If your pastor has no day job, he’s a thief.

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