Teacher :”kids tell me what your
parents do for a living”
Panado :”my mom is a teacher and my
dad is a mechanic”
Teacher: “good”
Nonto:”my mom is unemployed and my dad is a teacher”
Teacher :”good”
Nyaa: “my mom is a prostitute
and i don’t know my dad”
Teacher : “get out of my class and go to
principal’s office,and tell him what you just told me”
10 minutes later Nyaa returns smiling
and eating an apple
Teacher: “why are you smiling?did you
tell the principal what you told me?”
Nyaa: “yes I did”
Teacher : “what did he say?”
Nyaa: “he just gave me an apple and
asked me to give him my mom’s
phone number and address”.

Atleast someone loves me and fights for me
Thank you White Blood Cell!

Wanna know a fact?
Your crush is liking someone,
and this someone isn’t you. 🙃

There are 5 types of slenders:
.
1)Slender by nature
2)Slender by drugs
3)Slender by sex
4)Slender by disease
5)Slender by hunger
.
Where do u belong?