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Sometimes a clock doesn’t tick but even tho its not ticking
my heart keeps on ticking for you.

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Biggest mistake ever is thinking with your heart
and feeling with your mind.
Things aren’t supposed to work this way.

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Is it wrong to stop a taxi and ask the driver
“how’s your day”?

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Dear Ladies📝
If you could be could be a man for a day😉
What’s the first thing you would do?

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On the 1st of april😀😀,
i ran into a barrack shouting thief thief thief…
the soldiers came out gallantly looking for the thief…
so i tld dem april fool😀😀😅…
i will continue the story wen dey discharge mhe frm hospital

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Today my Neighbour was Baking Scones
.
It was Nice Playing With Her Kids
.
you must Love Kids guys

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I’d rather spend one moment holding you than a lifetime knowing I never could.

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If your life ended tomorrow,
would you be proud of what you left behind?

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When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk,
my brother-in-law answered,
“Marc, with a C.”
Minutes later, he was handed his coffee
with his name written on the side: Cark

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That’s How Lazy Boyfriends Stays at home
doing Nothing!. .
.
I Helped my Neighbour to carry a 20litre
bucket full of water up to 4th floor . .,She
was like. .”Thanks a lot. Mr Rainbow Just Put
it down there at the door. . ‘My Boyfriend is
inside He will come and carry it”
.
I took It Back Downstairs and kick that
bucket with my Boots

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A students is talking to his teacher.
Student:”would you punish me for something i didn’t do?
Teacher: of course not.’
Student: Good,
because I haven’t done my homework.

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I have seen only you, I have admired only you and I desire only you.

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Wake up every morning with a smile on your face,
go through the day with your head up
and don’t let words take you down.
Good Morning

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