witchcraft is when your father is Bill Hates
instead of Bill Gates

Your successful friends have information that can make you successful too,
the problem is who will carry their coolerbox when you become successful.

I’m always hungry these days 3 minutes after eating..!

There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, “Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. “He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but
don’t let him do that.”
She continued, “He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. He is going to try to put his
hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don’t let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, “But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don’t let him do that. It will disgrace the family.” With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date
and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.
She said, “Grandmother, I didn’t let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family😂

Being known by her family is nothing .I
want my picture in their dining room
written “Our Son In-Law”

Can Someone Deposit R4000 into My Account,
I Just Wanna Check Something On My Phone

Dating a twin limits you from saying things like “theres no one like you

When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it. “In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt and she confessed, saying, “I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked in the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the empty cans in the box? “Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess that after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again. “Hillary was shocked, but said, “I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the number of years we’ve been together. “They hugged and made their peace. A little while later, Hillary asked Bill -“So why do you have all that money in the box? “Bill answered, “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans… I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash! “

In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ”
Life is so beautiful in Africa.