5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
You You You You
You You You You
You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s
2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo
3) U r now looking to find out
4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked
5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”
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if He Doesn’t Get Angry When You Refuse To Give Him “🍑” ,
Be Worried My Sister !!
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when your thought like flavor than you like each other but your thought like spicy then you neglect each other
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Birthdays are good for your health
Studies show people who have more brithdays tend to live longer..
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Ladies, please try as much as possible to look like your profile picture.
This is the 10th time I have wasted my petrol
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The real meaning of I AM FINISH is when u close the door to kill a snake …
And then NEPA takes the light..
My dear the devil is using ur life to test the new version of TEMPLE RUN!!!…. 😂😂😂🤣🤣
RUN!!!!!
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wo years ago I asked my friend to
get me my crush’s number because
I was too shy to ask her myself
.
Their wedding is on next weekend
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When a white woman fly she is seen as
an angel…
But when a black woman fly she Is seen as
a witch.
So painful.
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In a “Mental Hospital” of 38 patient’s, a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?
Dr: “Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Journalist: “Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger.”
Dr: “No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed No.39.
We will start further investigations on you!”
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True love isn’t love at first sight but love at every sight
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Start preparing to Sleep baby girl,
he won’t call you. Tonight he’s entertaining other women,
he’s a womanizer.. That goat can’t change!!
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I sit here and wonder if you’ll ever understand
just how much of me belongs to you
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I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
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Am sure people who lived in bible were whites only,
Black people can’t kill a person who turns water into alcohol .
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If you really love someone,
TIME and DISTANCE will not make you forget them.
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Barbara has a heart attack. During this, she dies and meets God. “Will I die?” she asked. “Not yet,” God replied, “You will live for another thirty five years,three months, and seven days.” At this instant, she snapped back alive. After the heart attack, she decides to make the most of her life. She gets a face lift,Botox, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even gets a surgery to change the colour of her hair. After her final surgery, she walks out and gets hit by a truck and dies. When she goes up in heaven and meets God, she’s steaming.
“What was that!?”Barbara asked. “What?” God responded, “You died.”
“You said I would live another thirty five years!”
“Oh.” God thought for a while. “I didn’t recognise you.
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