Pride goes before a fall, always knew I was Proud, for you, no wonder I *Fell*
jenny you my pride, and if loving you was a sin, then my place would be in *Hell*
Mayb I m too proud to admit this buh, you r my light, it’s you _before anyone else_ , *bae*
Without you in my life, it’s total darkness,I m still waiting 4 ur smile to brighten up my *day*
*_~Good morning honey~_* ❣
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“I Need Space” means: “I’m trying to find your Replacement but if I don’t I will be back..”
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Don’t be Fooled..!
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If I impregnate a girl and She dumps me,
when She Gives birth…
Is the baby Also my Ex?
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Things in boys room b4 marriage:
Perfumes, Laptops, Cards, iPhone.
After Marriage:
Pan Killers, Loan Paper, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1202..:D
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Being Held At A Gunpoint And I’m Told To Spell The Word “Wednesday” , I’d Probably Die
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A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighborhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. “A police car has just called at the Hamilton’s’ house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell’s are having sex.” Hearing this, the boy’s parents shot bolt upright. “How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?” “Because their kid is standing on the balcony too.”
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The only time life should tear you up is wen it’s beautiful.
Therefore there is no way we can survive as human beings
in the world without finding unity.
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If I kiss you by mistake.
What will you do
1:Kiss back
2:ignore
3:Cry
4:laugh
5:slap me
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Please everyone, I strongly beg you to
stop calling your loved ones names of
cheap things like.. “My Sweety, Honey,
Sugar,Chocolate”.
All these things cost about 2 Rand to 20
Rand, it makes them look cheap.
But names like “My bag of
Rice, My gallon of Oil, My bag of
Cement” .You know then your love will
know that they are expensive.
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Y’all Demanding BLACK FRIDAY Specials 😏 ,
What if Your Employer Paid You Half The Salary
And call it A BLACK FRIDAY Special For Him ?
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Eastern Cape boyfriends would promise girls to buy them iPhones,
but boom at rank. Those boyfriends are dancing for free MTN/ANC t-shirts
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I left without saying goodbye not because am done loving you but because it hurts to say goodbye
💔💔💔
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Slim girls who always go for jogging at dawn, what do you want to lose again…
Your life???😄
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In the anaconda movie why the anaconda
doesn’t eat the camera man?
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Teacher: “Who Created The Earth?”
(Boy Pokes A Girl’s Back With A Pen)
Girl: “Oh God!”
Teacher: “Good Girl. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “Who Was Born On 25 Dec?”
(Boy Again Pokes The Girls Back)
Girl: “Oh Jesus!”
Teacher: “Very Good. Correct Answer”
Teacher Again Asked: “What Did Eve Tell To Adam When They Had Their 17th Baby?”
(Boy Pokes On Girl’s Back Again)
Girl: “If You Don’t Stop Inserting That Thing In Me Now. I’ll Break That Into 2 Pieces And Just Put It Into Your Nostrils.”
Teacher Fainted!!
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Terror to my heart is what you bring,
when I anger you.
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