If you’re arguing with your girl and she says, “So let me get this straight” she’s about to mix up Continue Reading..

I’m officially leaving facebook. i spend entirely too much time on here, my wife has started complaining. take care everyone. Continue Reading..

Felimon: Bess, what’s your secret, why are you healthy? Boknoy: simple, best friend. Felimon: what? Boknoy: in the morning, milk. Continue Reading..

I wonder why there Is a fence at the zoo I mean who would steal a lion

Me : babe it’s OVER 😔😔… My abusive girlfriend : What??? 😠😠😡😡 Me : it’s over the table babe🙁🙁

A pregnant woman was delivering but the baby find it difficult to come out, but the nurses as usual yelled Continue Reading..

Me: Truth or dare? Crush: Ummmm…… Dare Me: Fall in love with me, please? ;_;

Getting Bored? . . . Need Some Fun In Life? Go To A Stranger’s Wedding And Scream …… Don’t Marry Continue Reading..