The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic awhile back.
“Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?”
“Not a bit,” the husband replied. “I just tell them I’m filling up the plate for you!”
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Dating two short girls 👭 at the same time is not cheating.
Look at it ½ + ½ = 1
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Parents:
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Please start painting houses now cz when you paint around December we get lost when we are drunk
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Relationship stress can make u buy airtime and
end up pressing the voucher on a tv remote control
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I love you is better than I need you
Because
If you say I love you there’s a love
And when you say I need you you just want something without love
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Dear group members, please decrease the brightness of your mobile phones. The group’s electricity bill has increased too much this month
Thanks for your understanding.
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You know you can be hated by your aunt who’s way older than you..! 💔
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This ‘Blood is Thicker Than Water’ phrase is only real when we’re talking about the actual liquids. Family can be the most toxic people in your life💯, the only people that can ever wish you well from the bottom of their hearts with no envy is the woman that gave birth to you💯.
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You’re only cute when you’re wearing nappies, not in a graduation gown🎓 or in the office.💔
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Teacher: Why didn’t you come school yesterday?
Student: my dad’s in the hospital.
7days later,
Teacher: is your dad still in the hospital? Student:Yes…. he’s a docto
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In my wedding, any women who looks prettier than my wife,
should be kicked out. I hate confusion.
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It’s easy to flirt, easy to cheat and easy to get what you want. But having someone who’s truly sincere, honest and consistent, that’s rare. So if you have them, keep them. Don’t ever play with their heart and feelings. Because in the end, you’ll surely regret it.
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Good Morning guys Y’all 🖤
have a nice Day
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Race for the Golden boot at Russia2018:
*Cristiano Ronaldo*- 4
Denis Cheryshev- 3
Diego Costa- 3
Lukaku – 2
Kane – 2
Griezmann, and many others- 1
*Lionel Messi,* Anthony Martial, Mario Balotelli, khama Billiat, Asamoah Gyan and myself – 0
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When I listen to old songs,
the memories hit me.
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Doctor Said I Had 3 Months To Live Due To Cancer.
I Killed The Doctor And
The Judge Gave Me 20 Years in Jail.
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Beyonce Is The 7th beautiful woman on Earth, Has a net worth $380 million dollars💵, Won Grammies more than 4 times.
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She forgave Jay-Z for cheating💔!.
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You with 2 bras and 3 panties👙 you want to give us Tough Time..!!?
Mxm!✋😒
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Pillow fights with bae should end in 2018..
Next year we are using frying pans
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