If i cheat on you for 3 months without you finding out… Just know it’s over between us..

If he doesn’t call you, call him. A Woman’s phone is not made to receive calls only, & a Man’s Continue Reading..

U don’t understand how hard it is to take selfies when u are ugly

A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis. He sees Continue Reading..

I think FM stands for free mode. That’s why radios don’t show pictures.

if you’re a dude & u go through your girl’s phone while she not around, congratulations. You’re a girl in Continue Reading..

`Some Irritating Facebook status ●I love him💕 -(Why dont you tell him in his inbox?)😕 ●Who wants to take me Continue Reading..

Italian Relationship: 1st day= Sex 2nd day= Sex again. French Relationship: 1st day = movies & kiss 2nd day = Continue Reading..