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Don’t give up on what God has called you to do.
The end result is worth the pain.

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Girls love to hear “Baby I’m coming to fetch you” 😍😍
Eseng bo “Gao fetsa go fologa otsamaye straight otla bona shopo ya makula e Red , o jikele ka mo left o tla mpona ka skipa sa spiderman” 😂😂😂

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Conversation between a Nigerian dad and his son
.
Son:Dad can u borrow me some money, I’m broke
Dad:Where are u son?
Son:South Africa
Dad:Open a church son

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He said you’re the most beautiful girl in the world and
you start sleeping with him…
My sister is that how you reward liars!

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I saw a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time and I
think he mistook me for Jesus…
He was like, ‘ Jesus Christ..is this you?’

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Every morning is new for beginning
for evey person who want to do something
Good Morning

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Whenever i have a problem I just sing
Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.😞😞
That gives me hope

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U are in the perfect position to know whether or not

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A British doctor says:

“In Britain,
medicine is so advanced
that
we cut off a man’s liver,
put it in
another man,
and in 6 weeks,
he is looking for a job.”..!!!

The German doctor says:

“That’s nothing,
in Germany
we took part of a brain,
put it in another man,
and in 4 weeks
he is looking for a job.”..!!!

The Russian doctor says:

“Gentlemen,
we took half a heart from a man,
put it
in another’s chest,
and in 2 weeks
he is looking
for a job.”..!!!

The Zimbabwean doctor laughs:

“You are all behind us.
A few mnths ago,
we took a man
with no brain,
no heart,
and no liver
and made him
President.

Now,
the whole country is looking
for jobs!!!”

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When I was 16 my mother wanted to get rid of me because
I was a problem child…
She sent me to buy weed and then she called the police

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Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?

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“Never treat your current partner based on
what your last partner did..

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A Woman who is 3Months Pregnant Falls Into A Deep Coma .
6months Later , She Awake And Ask About her Baby.

Doctor : You Have Twins , A boy and A Girl .
And They Are Both Fine. Luckily , Your Brother Named Them
For You

Woman: Oh No , Not My Brother !! He’s An Idiot !!
What Did He Name The Girl ??

Doctor : Denise

Woman : Well it is not bad , What Did He Call The Boy ??

Doctor : Denephew

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If u have failed grade 11,
dont worry u can still go to grade 12
during break time everyday

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