Which among these did you practice when
you were young?
1) Dip the bread in the tea?
2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before
eating.
3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow.
4) Don’t eat the meat until you finish the
food.
5) Showing everyone your new underwear.
6) Beg for a sweet which your friend has
licked.
7) Playing in the rain.
8) Licking the plate with your tongue.
9) Walking bare footed and holding your
new shoes for everyone to see.
10) Wearing two shirts or shorts (packing)
so you don’t feel the pain much when caned
in school.
11) Chew gum, put it behind your ears and
chew it again the next day.
12) Mix Powder Milk and sugar in your
pocket and chew on your way to school.
Remember your past. It is very important!
Never forget your childhood days.
Spread dis and see the funny replies u get
bck. Please be sincere

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed.
Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money

Being cheated on by the girl u love will humble you..,
You will find yourself asking your dog:
“Please tell me.. how do u treat your bitch?”

A wife wakes up in the middle of the night and starts applying her makeup right there in bed…… Husband stares at her and asks “Have you lost your mind ?” She Replies “I need to unlock my phone, it’s on face recognition and it doesn’t recognize me”.

URGENT please:
I’m looking for 17 people to come into my place,
I want them to come and watch a movie with me.. I wanted to watch it alone
But the movie is for 18 and Above

When we were children we wanted to grow FAST
BUT LOOK AT US NOW DEPRESSED, ugly & BROKE

TEACHER: Tomato is a Fruit or a Vegetable?
ME: It’s Bisexual sir😄

He suspended me for 3 weeks

Dear Tsonga People,

Please stop calling Johannesburg “Joni” , you don’t hear us calling Giyani “Giyi” or Malamulele “Mali”.

Regards
Joburgers