BAE means Bills And Expenses!!!!!
Dont argue with me
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Dating uneducated man is not a problem,
a problem comes when you try to text him”
goodnight honey”, & he replies ”
goodnight too baby rest in peace”.
Believe me you won’t sleep even a bit.
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One day some friends dropped in on a couple without warning for a cup of tea. The wife pulled the husband aside & said, “There’s no sugar in the house, how can I serve tea?”
The husband winked at her & said, “Make tea without sugar for all, leave the rest to me.”
As soon as the tea was served the husband says to the guests, “Let’s play a game of chance. One cup of tea has no sugar, who ever gets it will take us all for dinner tonight.”
The result?
All guests claimed they had never tasted such sweet tea!
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It is because of you, my angel,
that I now understand all of those quotes about love.
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I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling of Chresms.
Stupid girl !!!
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When She’s Explaining How Her Man Played Her,,
And You Gotta Act Surprise Like Aint Gonna Do The Same
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True happiness is when you sitting next to your landlord in church..whilst you haven’t paid yr rent and the pastor says “Turn around nd tell your neighbour jesus has paid my debts
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Love does not rejoice at wrong.
How do you react when another person does what is right? Love congratulates another for doing what is right.
How do you react when your enemies have problems? Do you laugh with joy? We should pray for them instead. We should wish the best even for our enemies
How do you react when you hear of another person’s sin? Love is never glad when others go wrong.
We tend to hear bad news about other people. Most people think good news is boring, but if you have Christian love in your heart, good news is what you prefer to hear.
Let us quitely work to help others correct their faults. Let us be humble When we are aware of the faults of others. Knowing that we ourself are not perfect. Have a wonderful day☀
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Son: can I watch TV?
Stepfather: yeah but don’t switch on TV
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There are ten ways to avoid broken heart
1. Never call her
2. Never ask for anything from him
3. Don’t be giving her all ur time
4. Work for money
5. If she ask u to meet her don’t go with money buh rather hide de money
6. Let her no u are rich buh very stingy
7. Always make her happy
8. Always advice her
9. Ask for sex in a polite way
9. Ask for her friends number
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WhatsApp needs to calm down, you will send “❤” to someone and it will enlarge and start beating. Lmao it ain’t that deep please..!
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Charyolo : Sir Here is a letter from my father explaining why i wasn’t in school yesterday
Teacher: But This handwriting look like yours
Charyolo: He borrowed my pen
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Women are like swimming pools never mind about who swam before you ,
who is swimming with you or
who will swim after you.
My brother just enjoy your swim
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Being a first born is not easy….
Automatically u become a deputy parent
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Buy One Get One >>
When things go wrong…
When sadness fills up your heart…
When tears roll down your eyes…
Please inform me…
Because my friend sells tissues –
BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE!
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It okay to laugh out loud and let the world see your smile instead of your tears
.Offer them what they are not expecting so that they will look away and seek for
closure and gossip.It all about being left dissapointed
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