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When a girl really loves a guy,
she will be shy to ask for money from him and when a guy truly loves a girl ,
he will never wait for her to ask before doing the necessary things…..
A Woman who don’t ask for anything deserves everything.

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if your wife can’t cook no problem cook for yourself you are in a marriage not in a restaurant cook for yourself😊✋

If your husband doesn’t give you money no problem you are in a marriage not a bank…work and earn yours…
(50-50)😂😂

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If u can shave ur eyebrows completely and u can draw them back with eye pencil, don’t ask money to do ur hair. U can equally shave ur head bald and draw the weave of ur choice😜

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Don’t play with a girl’s heart!
She’s got only one.
Always try to play with her t**s!
she’s got two of those😏

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Walking with your hands in mine and mine in yours,
that’s exactly where I want to be always.

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Two heads are better than one.

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June 6 vs 4
Who ever bathed during summer shall not bother themselves with
bathing this winter

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Imagine receiving a love💋 Bite’s from a girl who opens beer bottles with her teeth! 💔

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She said “swimming paul” instead of “swimming pull”😂
She must go back to primary school

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i Would Rather Drink A Poison Than To Go To The Toilet
Without My Phone

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Earthquake in Japan for three days but electricity still on but
In South Africa just two birds fighting on the pole,
boom electricity gone

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The less we look with our eyes,
the more we will see with our hearts.

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Husband: are u ready? we have to go for a dinner
Wife: cant u wait one minute
Husband: fast! i am waiting here since long
Wife: so wait na i am not maggi that i will be ready in 2 minutes 😂😂😂😂

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Tell her she’s beautiful, not HOT.
she’s a girl not a cup of tea.

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