So Ladies please tell me where does it hurt in your body when you spend your own money??
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Weather storms are like women,
when they come they are wet and wild
but when they leave they take your house and car.
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What would I have done without you my friend
during these tough times.
Here’s to many more years of friendship!
Happy New Year!
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Listen drunk me and sober me are not the same person✋…so if drunk me said or did something, you gotta take it up with drunk me😐…don’t come to sober me because we weren’t there…We don’t know what happened🚶🚶🚶…Please understand
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Rich’s wife was pregnant
Wife: “darling, guess what?☺
Rich: “what?”😶
Wife: “I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I’m pregnant with a set of twins”😊☺😊
Rich: “Really? Two babies??”😨
Wife: “so who’s the father of the second child??
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We can’t even get angry at our girlfriends because
there are those guys called: “I’m here for you”.
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My goal for this year is to be crazy rich…..
im already crazy.
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Don`t go that extra mile for someone who isn`t even worth the run.
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She was my crush until she said: “Blessing in discuss”😑
Instead of: “Blessing in these guys”
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Every rat’s dreams is to go to Alexandra to further their studies
in messing people’s house engieneering
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Alot of you didn’t underline the date in school and it shows by your eyebrows∽∽!
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I love you and if you ask why ❓
I will only say it’s ’cause I love you👩❤️💋👨
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Good morning heroes
Wake up make this day worth it
Rise & shine have a nice day 😍
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“When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you. When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you I am afraid to lose you.”
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A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
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When you get tired of food at your bae’s house
and you hear his mother saying
you are not getting used to salad
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