A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the air-planes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. “$20 each for 3 minutes,” replied the pilot. “That’s too much,” said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you’ll have to pay $40.” The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, “I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.” “Maybe so,” said the farmer, “But I got to tell you, I almost screamed when my wife fell out!”

Parents a confusing sometimes
They will beat so that you cry and then beat you so you keep quiet

Today I bought an i-pad, an i-pod & i-phone.
But being the thoughtful man that I am,
I thought I should get the wife something so I bought her an i-ron.

*Hello . Tomorrow is my phone’s birthday (10th birthday) I was thinking maybe we could have a surprise party. Let us all send airtime to my phone. My phone will be surprised,i know my phone very well it loves surprises. it will be nice if every one is involved. Thank u *

You know you are about to be given a punani
when you hear her say ” Go lock the door first”

Gone are those days