Give the world the best you have and
the best will come back to you.
– Madeline Bridges
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” exclaims Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
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I’m kinda happy and wanna get hit by a car at the same time
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Be happy for no reason.
Once you learn how to
not attach your happiness to things
or people outside of you,
you become free.
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If she blocks,unblock,block unblock you.
My brother marry that psycho she really loves you
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When you meet a stranger online then become your favourite person
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Life is not finding yourself
life is creating yourself
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Please buy your fruit and vegetables from street vendors it’s hot and they loose their capital for unsold stuff it’s perishables.
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*Once again please*
*If you are experiencing the following:*
*1. Headache*
*2. Poor eyesight*
*3. High temper*
*4. Always out of mind*
*5. Difficulty in sleeping*
*6. Easily gets angry*
*7. Cant communicate properly*
*8. Feeling dizzy*
*This is not CORONAVIRUS!*
*these are symptoms of a*
*person with no money!!!* *It is called POVID-20….Poverty Virus Disease 2020*
*Don’t get scared, this one doesn’t kill*. 🤔😅😄😀😜😆
*Stay at home & Be safe***
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The way female bankers explain account opening is so sexy…..
They will be like…..
I will open it for you so you can put something inside okay
Whether big or small just put something.
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Someone didn’t make it last night and you are still seeing the morning view, still seeing the sunrise ☀
You are still breathing.
This is not a lucky thing, its a blessing.
And you to take moment and Thanks God for the breath in your lungs,
Wherever you are be able to take little prayer and thanks Him.
good morning
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Valentines is coming and short girls will be
out there wearing red dresses …
And be looking like fire extinguishers.
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Thinks that Facebook should
change the status question from
** what’s on your mind ?
** to **
what’s your problem today ? **
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Delete all your music🎶🎶 and leave only one☝song🙄🎵and see how it feels💔like to date one person..!🤦
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Teacher: Can You Support Your Answer
Me : Viva My Answer Viva
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*Two minutes of kissing😘 and you are already breathing like a second hand Generator… And I wonder why you are single*😂😂😂😂
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