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I have built a wall, not to block anyone out but to see
who loves me enough to climb over it.

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It always feels good to have someone to brighten up your day
so if things aren’t going good for you lately,
I just want to say keep your head up.
Everything will fall into place at the right moment
and at the right time

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*English is not our Mother Tongue but we
celebrate those who made a mark in their
respective disciplines.
*1. Bashin Mahlangu
*Interviewer:* How do you feel after scoring
a beautiful goal?
*Mahlangu:* I feel Immediately!
*2.The Late Lesley Manyathela*
*Interviewer:* So Lesley tell us about your.
Family
*Manyathela:* I have one kids and two
brothers, there is one infront of me and one
behind.
*3.Siyabonga Nomvethe*
*Interviewer:* happy birthday Bhele!
*Nomvethe:* Thank you! Thank you! Same
to you!
*4. Steve Lekoelea*
*Interviewer:* you seem to have hit the best
form of your game, and you look very fit,
what’s your secrect?
*Steve:* When I wake up in the morning I
run away.
Interviewer: you have jst helped pirates win
this crucial game, so where to from now?
*Steve:* I’m going home.
*5. Mandoza*
*Interviewer:* Mandoza we jst received sad
news that Brenda Fassie has passed away,
hw do you feel about that?
*Mandoza:* Eish my sister this is so sad, its
like a dream come true.

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Am i the only boi or guy whos scared to sleep
with a boi in other bed sober the whole night…

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A day become more beautiful when you think
and stay positive cos it will make you smile.

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“Books Before Boys
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Because Boys Bring Babies

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Look now Babies are Bringing R500s

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I have always thought that Noah was safe inside the Ark because he built it according to God’s specifications. I thought that perhaps it was the strength of the gopher wood and the soundness of the architecture that ensured that the waters of the flood would not come into the Ark.

But today I encountered a verse that shifted this whole paradigm. Let’s read what Gen 7:16 says ..” The animals going in were male and female of every living thing as God had commanded Noah..AND THE LORD SHUT HIM IN….

Don’t miss this…. even after Noah had built the Ark, it was God Himself who shut him in, in order to shut out the waters of the flood… In other translations this verse says “The Lord sealed them inside.”

May the Almighty God seal us inside His Ark of protection through this last quarter of 2017.

It is not the fact that you have locked your house that keeps you safe at night,

It is not your good driving skills that keeps you safe on the road, neither it’s your healthy eating habits that keeps you healthy – only God can shut you in and shut out the devil that is seeking to devour you.

Father we pray that in this last quarter of this year and beyond, as we walk into the streets and as we drive on the roads,…….Oh God shut us in. In Jesus Name!

Father we pray for our children that in the midst of dangers and molesters… You will shut them in, in Jesus Name,

Father, keep out the flood waters of abuse, rape, murder, accidents, diseases and untimely death… in Jesus Christ Name.

Oh God shut us in, shut us in your Ark of protection , into your Ark of compassion.. in Jesus Name!

May GOD SHUT US IN AND SHUT OUT ALL ENEMIES AROUND US, AS WE OBEY HIM AND TRUST IN HIS WORD. In Jesus Marvelous Name, Amen!!!

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-She Felt Special After Seeing His Cute Messages. .
But She Didn’t Know ..
He Was Doing The Same With Other Girls Too ..

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A doctor wanted to heal (3) crazy men
He asks
Bobby: 3 + 3, He answers: 2500 You’re really crazy, he told him!
Then Farouk: 3 + 3 = Wednesday. You are not far from death, said the Doctor!
Then Angel: 3 + 3 = 6. BRAVOO!!! How did you do it??? He answers: I divided 2500 by Wednesday.
The doctor fainted.

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Dear Ladies. 😟
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If your boyfriend doesn’t post you on social media, That means he is protecting someone’s else feelings. Trust Me Onale Side Chick
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Finish and kraal. 😊
Can i get amen

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1. Sometimes you just need to relax and trust that things will work out. Let go a little and let life happen.
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2. Apologizing doesn’t always mean you’re wrong and the other person is right. It means you value your relationship more than your ego.
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3. Not everyone you lose is a loss.
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4. Don’t waste your energy on negative thinking. Focus more on what makes you happy.
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5. Never give up on something you really want. Its difficult to wait, but worse to regret.
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6. Don’t change for anyone. People will love you for who you are, or you don’t need them in your life.
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7. When someone walks out of your life, let them. They are just making more room for someone better to walk in.

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Have you ever typed a message and thought
“no this English is too strong for this person”
and had to simplify it

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An old man wanted to leave all of his money to one of his three sons, but he didn’t know which one he should give it to. He gave each of them a few coins and told them to buy something that would be able to fill their living room. The first man bought straw, but there was not enough to fill the room. The second bought some sticks, but they still did not fill the room. The third man bought two things that filled the room, so he obtained his father’s fortune. What were the two things that the man bought?

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I passed by an atm and saw the guy who owes me R1600 in the queue and then when he saw me approach him he was like is this the taxi rank asking people around him

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No one runs faster than a girl with makeup
when it suddenly starts raining….
Even a cheetah cannot catch her

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