Why did we break (me n my ex) ? Well, few months back it was my birthday(AUGUST). My ex girl didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my friends . I went to school and even my class mates didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my class, my bestie ( girl friend) said, “Happy birthday, !” I felt so special. She asked me out for chill. After chillin’ she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my ex , my parents, my friends , my classmates , & my cousins all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked
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