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*I’m selling chickens online, you transfer money, I will give chickens 🐓🐓directions.*🤒

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You approach a Girl and she ask you: “Do you have another Girlfriend??”
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My sister you can’t go to a shop to buy clothes while naked..

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My sister if you don’t want to work hard,
you will fight for a man until you die..!

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*A man who encourages you to study and work hard is better
than a man who buys you expensive wig to cover your empty head😏😁🙊🙊*
Should i go deeper
obviously I come In peace

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If she laugh at everything you say
Its because she has fine teeth

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Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Funny Girlfriend: It’s sufficient for me,
But how will you survive?

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Friends, Health & Love.
These things don’t come with price tags
but when we lose then we realize the COST.

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When you at Shoprite and someone asks you
“Sorry my Sister, You Work here?”
Just Know, Your Make-Up is Not On Point..!

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Laugh when you can, apologize when you should &
let go of what you can’t change.

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*Virginity Test*
*Son*: _Dad,I want to marry how can I know if my wife is a virgin_?
*Dad*: _Do virginity test_..
*Son*: _What do you mean_
*Dad*: _Buy a red and blue paint_
*Son*: _How can that help_?
*Dad*: _Paint your left ball with the blue paint,and your right ball with the red paint,when you want to have sex_ _remove_
_your underwear_; _If she says_ , _I have never seen_ _strange balls like this in my life_, _that mean she’s not a Virgin_..
_Case closed

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WhatsApp Group: WORLD CUP

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Today I accidentally licked ash from a braai stand… From now on you got to respect women who kiss men who smoke…
The thing tastes really bad.

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Dear my future kids l’m not the one delaying you,
it’s your mom who is still Dating useless Guys…
My worry is they might soon finish your milk

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