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People aren’t afraid of saying ‘I love you’.
They’re afraid of hearing the response.

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Sometimes, the hardest thing and
the right thing are the same.

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You know it’s winter when a Slender chick says
“Let me focus on my Studies”..!

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Choosing Career Is Like Choosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful And Intelligent Woman,

There’s Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9

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Sometimes I just can’t ignore the way
I feel when I see you smile.

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You’All Are Marrying For Looks..I’m Marrying For Love,
If My Kids Are Ugly that’s their Problem

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78 beers minus your age now
Plus 40 cigarettes
Equal to the year that you were born
.
Try it

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Nobody is hating on you, people are busy, we are busy,
you should get busy too and stop having imaginary haters.

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Suppose You Lost Your Pen?

Lost Your Pen – No Pen

No Pen – No Notes

No Notes – No Study

No Study – Fail

Fail – No Diploma

No Diploma – No Work

No Work – No Money

No Money – No Food

No Food – Skinny

Skinny – Ugly

Ugly – No Lover

No Lover – No Marriage

No Marriage – No Children

No Children – Alone

Alone – Depression

Depression – Sickness

Sickness – Death

Moral: So Never Lose Your Pen

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Doctor: I have bad news and good news…so which one do u wanna hear first?😑
>>>
Rich: bad news
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Doctor: there’s no cure✋ for your disease…We have to cut your legs😮
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Rich: Oh God!😤…and the good news?
>>>
Doctor: the patient next to u, wants to buy your shoes

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Banta and his girlfriend have a chat at a romantic dinner.
Girlfriend: “Will you love me even after marriage Banta?”
Banta looks around in surprise and says,
“If your husband agrees then yes I surely will.”

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Behind Every Good Looking Niqqer;
Is A Bitch Who’ll Beat You Up For Him!!!

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Baby sitting is so good
I mean you eat everything you never ate in your childhood

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Some sins cant be forgiven!!!! I mean how can you use church wi-fi to download porn….

The thunder☇☇☇☇ that is gonna strike you….is still doing its press ups

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This life is too short just do
what you want to do in time

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