Man to pretty girl in a party.
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MAN: I couldn’t find my wife here, can you
please talk to me for a while?
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GIRL: Why?
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MAN: because everytime I talk to any girl,
my wife just appears out of nowhere

My sister, When You Wanna Slam His Bedroom Door🚪
Soo Bad But Then It’s A Curtain..! ☝

A Bottle of milk has a picture of a COW outside.
Meaning it comes from the cow. A bag of braaipack has
a chicken.mara ake sure about that BLACK CAT
outside the Peanut butter bottle

He broke your virginity. You did 5 abortions for him. You dated him for 6 years and he later married your friend. My sister, feel free to use him for ritual. God will understand.

I’m always hungry these days 3 minutes after eating..!

Don’t Date Me ✋ Coz I’m Too Broke ,
All i Have To Offer is “Good Morning Baby♥” Text

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I
tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard
time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night . whether you’re here or not.

Long distance Relationship is nice you just text
“I wish you were here😢” then you go to cheat in peace..!

“Its over between us”
These words will make u look for your shoes👟in the fridge😂😂😂

Studio 88 rejected my job application,
so grand sharp I’m not qualified to follow
customers around the store?