Some girls are really funny you expect your boyfriend to be rich in his 20’s
yet your father is still broke in his 60’s.
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If u have problem with ur man dont come
online and make other ladies think all men
are dogs, carry ur own dog to the vet
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If u are taking your girlfriend out and she carry her friends along just take them straight to church and register all of them for deliverance. They are witches!
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f you find someone who makes you smile, who checks up on you often to see if you’re okay, who watches out for you and wants the very best for you. Don’t let them go. Keep them close and don’t take them for granted. People like that are hard to find.”
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My father left me when I was 2years old, Mom says he went to buy milk and never came back…so if you see him by any chance, please tell him not to buy the milk anymore, I drink Castle lite now.
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You know it’s winter when a Slender chick says
“Let me focus on my Studies”..!
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Guy 1 : bro I have ever gone to the moon. What about you ?
Guy 2 : am planning to go land on the Sun.
Guy 1 : you will burn before reaching the there😨😱😳
Guy 2 : hey bro am not stupid 😎…I’ll go there at night😎😎
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Being in a relationship with a girl who always compliment you and encourages you is nice , even when you fart, she will just be like…”Awwww Ncoor Baby That Was So Cute Especially The PRRRr Part”
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Your “CONFESSION” at Your “CONFUSION”, with the needed ” ACTION”, is the “CONCLUSION” of your “CONDITION”.
Confession with Action matters!
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Just because you fried some eggs
now you want to be a chef
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Month end am selling ma bed
because i won’t need it on December
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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter…
people the opposite.
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What Is The Great Example Of Mixed Emotions
Your Greatest Enemy Falls From 8th Floor, On Your Brand New Car
And You Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or To Cry
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Life is not finding yourself
life is creating yourself
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Once upon a time there lived a king. Whenever any of his servants would do something to displease him, he would feed them to a pack of wild dogs that he kept in a special cage. Now this king had a servant who had served his master loyally for 10 years. One day this servant did something to displease the king, so the king ordered that he be fed to the wild dogs.
“I served you for ten years and this is what I get in return? Please, give me ten days respite, then feed me to the dogs,” the servant begged the king. The king agreed. The servant then went to the keeper of the wild dogs and asked if he could help him take care of the dogs for the next ten days. The keeper was baffled, but agreed.
So for the next ten days, the servant served the dogs. He fed them, bathed them and played with them. He took them out for exercise, stroked them and spoke kind words to them.
When the ten days were up, the king arrived to witness his servant being thrown to the dogs. But when the servant was thrown into the cage, something unexpected happened…
The dogs did not eat the servant as expected. Instead, they embraced him and loved him. The King was puzzled, and asked his servant what was going on?
The servant replied: My Lord, I have been nice to these dogs for only 10 days, and they did not eat me. I have been loyal to you for 10 years, but you fed me to the dogs…
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Don’t be a boring girlfriend sometimes drop lipstick in his house
and claim he is cheating
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