Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves,
why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?
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I love you because I was searching
the true meaning of love that
I didn’t know until I found in you
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Mistress: when are you leaving your wife?
Mister: now, I come home.
* hasted came home at home *
Mister: we need to talk.
Wife: I also have to say.
Mister: it’s important to me.
My wife: that’s mine too.
Mister: you don’t understand… I don’t want…
Wife: I won the lotto 100 million! What are you going to say? You said I don’t want…
Mister: AA… I don’t want you… I love you.. I love you
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Last night🌃 i had a dream kissing my
neighbour’s hot daughter, but this
morning🌇 She looked at me like nothing
happened, some girls though..!!
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We must use English the way White people use our languages…
Is you hears me now?
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When you truly care for someone, their mistakes never change your feelings
because it’s the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.
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That PAIN!
When you take a selfie with her, then she hides your damn FACE!🤦 with an 😐Emoji..! 😭💔
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Tebza was interviewed after saving a very fat woman
from been beaten by a street kid.
Interviewer:Dude what inspired u to help out the woman??
Tebza:I saw posters all around town written “Save Our Rhinos “
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Height of PHYSICS
A conductor kicks n old man out of bus.
Police takes conductor 2 jail and gav him shock but he had no effect.
Y..
coz he ws a BAD CONDUCTOR.
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A newly married husband saved
his wife’s number on his mobile
as “MY LIFE”.
After 1 year of marriage he
changed the number to “MY
WIFE”. After 2 years of marriage
he
changed the number to “HOME”.
After 5 years of marriage he
changed the number to “HITLER”.
After 10 years of marriage he
changed the number to “WRONG
NUMBER”.
What name do you think he will
save the wife’s number with
after 15years…….?
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1.Ugly but caring.
2.Handsome but rude.
3.Handsome, caring but unfaithful.
4.Rich but ugly and short.
5.Handsome, caring and faithful but broke.
6.Broke, ugly but very good in bed.
Ladie’s Choose the Kind of Man yu wld want.
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On my wedding day any woman that will look more pretty than my wife
will be chased out, i hate confusion
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That moment when you call someone who owes you money and she don’t take your calls, you call 10 times and still no answer…“`
*Then you decide to send a message*
_”Hi lady, l’m not calling for the money issues. I just wanted to tell you that some girls were fighting for your husband in town today. It was a big match and he was just there watching and then one girl managed to escape and got in the car and they drove away”_
_*…then I press send button…*_
“`After some minutes she calls and you ignore, she keeps calling and you find 21missed calls from her and a message which reads “where was the fight, where did they go, did you recognize the girls please tell me, I’m falling apart”“`
_*just read and didn’t respond… She calls again, 5 times and I don’t answer then another message from her…*_
“`”I have your money can we meet and you tell me more…”“` “`then I reply, ok you can ewallet so that I pass by the filling station to refill then I will pick you and drive to one of the girls’ place coz I know them…“`
_after 2 mins I got an ewallet message, my money was fully paid…_
*I then switched off my phone and slept like a baby.
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pain is when you sitting with your girlfriend than this advert ”
my ex never got lost, he always finds right spot”
plays on TV and she says babes this is my favourite advert
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Some people feel shy taking a taxi*
*to town because they own cars on*
*facebook*
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True happiness is when you sitting next to your landlord in church..whilst you haven’t paid yr rent and the pastor says “Turn around nd tell your neighbour jesus has paid my debts
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