Sleep is a Temporary Death &
Death is a Permanent Sleep.
Everyday is your birthday because every morning you are born after a Temporary Death.
So, always remember to be Grateful to GOD every morning for a New Life.
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Av been using water mixed with salt to drive away soldier ant in my room, since i don’t av money to buy otapia-pia. Instead of them to leave my room, the leader of d soldier ant told me to also add Maggi, so that d water will be more tasty
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MY DIETING TIPs.
1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight.
2. Cut them out of your life.
3. Enjoy having lost hundreds of pounds of idiots.
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Being Single is a Sin even the word itself begin with “Sin”
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No Women Can Control Me, No Women Can Control Me”….
But Once She Says Go & Lock The Door You Fly Like A Bird
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After taking photos, the photographer says to the school headmaster “these will cost $250”
*headmaster to teachers: “tell the pupils to bring $2 each for the photos”
*teachers to pupils: “tell yo parents that we want $5 for the photos”
*pupils to parents: “mummy,the teacher said
we shud take $10 for the school photos”
*mother to husband: “honey, these money hungry schools. ..imagine junior’s teacher told him to take $30 for the school photo”
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And u think corruption will end???
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Mistakes are sometimes the best
memories.
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Why do people with closed minds
always open their mouths?
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what i if i told u
u read the first line wrong😂❌✔
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Why does the Guy on the passenger’s seat
always talk more than the Driver?
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Imagine Going To Heaven And All The Kids
You’ve Been Aborting Says
“There She Goes!!!”.
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witchcraft is when your father is Bill Hates
instead of Bill Gates
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Why I will never teach pre-school kids AGAIN
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At the creche where I work, there is a little
girl named Vicky. She is so cute and
sweet.Yesterday, just before knocking off, I
found her busy, trying to put on her shoes.I
approached her, and offered to help her. It
was
such a torrid time. The boots seamed to be
smaller than her size. It took me 5 minutes
to help her wear them. When we were done,
after making a steps away from her, she
called me said
“Teacher, you made me wear banana”.
When I looked at her shoes, to my
embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced
her shoes – the banana style. Upon trying to
take off the shoes again, it took me 3
minutes. After struggling so much I
eventually managed to remove them and
tried putting them on again, this time the
correct way. However, it was more difficult
than the first time.
When I finished, she said: “Teacher, these
shoes
are not mine!”
I really got angry, but since I work with little
kids,
I had to be patient and control my anger. I
struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked
Vicky where her own shoes were and this is
what she said:
“These shoes belong to my sister, my mum
is the
one who made me wear them in the
morning today”.
This time I boiled in anger. But since I
always do
my job perfectly and whole heartedly, I
helped her to put on the shoes again. When
we were done, Vicky pulled another
shocker, yet again.
“What about the socks, teacher?” she asked.
I wondered whether I should laugh or cry.
Politely and swiftly I asked her, “Where are
the socks Vicky?”
She innocently replied: “I shoved them in my
shoes, they are in front of my toes”
I simply resigned!
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Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Ummmm…… Dare
Me: Fall in love with me, please? ;_;
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An old guy said to his girlfriend, “I had a dream last night, someone was cutting my head off”. 😂 😂 😂
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The girlfriend replied, “So, they decided to cut off your head instead of your foreskin ?.
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Girl: Honey I had a dream that you bought me a gold necklace..!😘
Boy: Go back to sleep and wear it..
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