After church on Sunday, Skebhe’s wife saw her husband sitting quietly at the sitting room. She got concerned and decided to ask him, “Darling, why are you sitting so quiet?
What is it that is bothering you?”
Skebhe replied, “I’m still thinking about what the pastor said.
It’s making me uncomfortable.”
His wife asked, ”What is it?”
He replied, ”The pastor confessed he slept with all married and single women in the church but only one woman didn’t want to sleep with him.”
The wife replied, “It must be that Mrs LUKHELE. She thinks she is better than everyone!”

[Dear Ladies]
As a Woman You Can’t Be Ugly. It’s Either You Are Not Dressing Well or You Are Not Bathing. There Are NO Ugly Women..!

Imagine telling a girl you love them,
while you don’t even have her bank details

Breaking news: im getting married in December.
I’m just not sure which year

The Only Time Black People Gets A Breakfast in Bed is
When They Are in Hospital

TEACHER : If a lion is chasing you,
what would you do?
.
Phiri : I’d jump over the wall.
.
TEACHER : What If the lion jumps over
as well?
.
Phiri : I’d climb a tree.
.
TEACHER : What If the lion climbs the
tree?
.
Phiri : I will jump into the lake and
swim.
.
TEACHER : What If the lion also jumps
into the water and swims after you?
.
Phiri : Sir, are you on my side or
on the lion’s?

The pain of waiting for visitors to go so you can eat!

There’s no such thing called
“Men’s conference”

We are going to our real girlfriends😋

If I say “Text me when you get here”
and you you decide too call,
You will keep calling until
you understand English🙆