Boys listen, before you date a girl from now, u have to ask her the month in which she was born
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Guys how can u started dating today n tomorrow b her birthday
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Not Every girl that takes Toothpick wants to use it on her teeth.
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Some normally use it to scratch their 5 months old weave..
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Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: “we have arrived”. The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didnt move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: “what was that for?”. The drunken man replied: “control your speed next time! you nearly killed us!!!”
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Skebhe’s wife : honey! you boss is here, You better hide
Skebhe : no baby! you hide . I called and told him the reason I didn’t come to work , you are dead
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There’s Someone out there who thinks
your “Ex” is a Loyal person..!
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My wife went on a holiday leaving me behind. I got horny one day and decided to try the maid who has just arrived from the village. I called the maid to the bedroom where I had taken off my clothes and pointed to my manhood: “do you know what this is?” I said.
Maid: (acting shy) yes
Me : “do you know what is it for?”
Maid: “yes”
Me : show me
The maid immediately knelt down, hold the item with both hands, drew closer and opens her mouth. (At this point I was shivering with anticipation and excitement).
The maid then began : “My name is Mary, I’m 23 years old from Orange farm. I want to send a shout out to my parents, Mr and Mrs Nkosi, my uncle Lesley, my brother Sylvester Nkosi . I would like to tell my boyfriend that I miss him. Can you please play a song ” Work Work Work ” by rihanna. Thank you. She then turn to me and said : “Boss, take your microphone. I’m done”
I fainted
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People really should remember to engage their brain before they operate their mouth.
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I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing..
But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror down!!
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It’s not a matter of finding the right person
but its a matter of being the right person
for the one you choose to love.
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ONLY BLACK PEOPLE TALKING TO A COCKROACH BEFORE THEY KILL IT
OYA KAE ….??
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I think my loan shark wants to play golf with me
he’s at the gate holding a Golf stick… I’m so
excited
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Don’t let people who put age next to their achievements
discourage you into thinking you are too old to do something.🙏
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The easiest way to make your old car run better
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is to check the prices of a new car!!
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Don’t get it twisted, Mzansi girls date who they love and end up marrying who is Ready. So bro’s forget love just be ready..!
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*WHAT IS MATURITY?*
I used to think that maturity was about age and
physical development, how wrong I was. I have
since found out that age is only but a number,
below are 20 definitions of *MATURITY*
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1…. *Maturity* is when you accept other people
the way they are and their level of maturity.
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2…. *Maturity* is when you understand that your
ideas are not always the best.
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3…. *Maturity* is when you learn to let go even if
it pains.
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4… *Maturity* is when you are able to drop
expectations from a relationship and give for
giving sake.
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5…. *Maturity* is when you understand whatever
positive thing you do, you do is for your own
peace.
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6… *Maturity* is when you stop proving to the
world how intelligent you are.
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7…. *Maturity* is when you stop comparing
yourself with others because life is not a
competition.
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8…. *Maturity* is when you understand that you
cant and shouldn’t always get what you want
every time.
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9…. *Maturity* is when you are content and
satisfied with your life and yet aspiring to be
better everyday..
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10…. *Maturity* is when someone hurt you and
you understand their attitude and stay clear than
trying to hurt them back.
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11…. *Maturity* is when you start thinking of
other people and not just yourself.
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12…. *Maturity* is when you know you cant
please everyone.
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13…. *Maturity* is when you see things in
different perspective far beyond the way they are.
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14…. *Maturity* is when you love more and judge
less.
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15…. *Maturity* is responsibility
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16…. *Maturity* is Love
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17…. *Maturity* is the application of wisdom and
knowledge in humility..
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18… *Maturity* is when you accept that your
accomplishment, failures, destiny, reputations
and almost everything about your life depends on
God’s will and the choices you make and not
pointing fingers on others.
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19… *Maturity* is when someone hates you and
you still pray for them to succeed.
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20…. *Maturity* is knowing God, serving Him with
all that you’ve got and pursuing His Kingdom no
matter what people think or say.
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8 FACTS YOU CAN NOT DENY IN LIFE!!!!!!!!
1. Your eyes are the only part that you can’t wash with soap.
2. You can’t count all your hair.
3. Your tongue can’t touch all your teeth.
4. Your feet is the strongest part in your body.
5. The fools have tried number 3.
6. You are laughing because your tongue can touch all the teeth.
8. You are laughing because you feel like God has made you look superb human being.
9. You are now happy because you didn’t realise there was no number 7
10. If you know you are not fool, then you should have not scrolled up to check number 3 and 7.
11. If you want to revenge, then do this: press Like, and
Comment,”TRUE”. and SHARE
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