There’s Always That One Girl At School
That You Hate For Nothing
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There’s Always That One Girl At School
That You Hate For Nothing
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Girlfriend : You’ve never smiled at me ever since we started dating, why?
Jonso: You said you want a serious relationship.
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If you are lonely when you’re alone,
you are in bad company.
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I’ve just met a fat police woman how does it come honestly to qualify there
you have to gym hard is SAPS for KFC or government am just confused
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. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you’re still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake… right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I’m just wasting your time go back and read other posts.. 😂
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There are many things in life that will catch your eye,
but only a few will catch your heart
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After breaking up
Ex bae:hello
Me: hy
Ex bae:wat are you doing
Me: I am at a funeral
Exbae:who died
Me: my feeling for you b****
Ex bae:😢
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If Your Man Can’t Afford you,
Afford Your Self My Sister
You are Not His Debit order
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Brown bread is healthier than White bread ,
brown sugar is healthier than white sugar…….
Guys, Should we tell White people??
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These things is confusing me, perhaps you can help me out.
Look here especially those who did Theology at school! Enoch was the father of Irad. Irad was the father of Mehujael. Mehujael was the father of Methushael. Methushael was the father of Lamech. And Lamech married two women- Adah and Zillah. Then we have Adam who was 130 years and Seth was 800 years when he died. So if we divide 130+ 800 it gives us 16.1524375+ Methuselah’s years 962×16 which is 24 154. So why these year’s wasn’t!! I think I forgot what I wanted to ask Sorry for wasting your time😏😏
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We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone.”
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Love the people God gave you because
he will need them back one day.
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Got examined by the Doctor. He said, “Can’t
find anything wrong, it must be the drink.”
Me: “OK, I’ll come back when you’re sober.”
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When you ignore Bae for one day… And you call her the next day and find out that she already had six miscarriages, three abortions and dumped five Boyfriend’s .!!!
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When your friend tells you how good their bae is in bed
and you accidentally say:
“I Know”..!!
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STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How do you put an
elephant inside a fridge?
TEACHER: I don’t know.
STUDENT: It’s easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in. I have
another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How to put a donkey
inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It’s easy, you just open
the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, You just open the
fridge take out the elephant and put
it in.
TEACHER: Ooh…ok!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If
all the animals went to the lion’s
birthday party, and one animal went
missing which one would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course!
Because it wud eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey
becoz it’s still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there’s a river full of
crocodiles and you wanted to cross,
how would you?
TEACHER: There’s no way, I would
need a boat to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and
cross it because all the
animals went to the lion’s birthday
party.
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