I broke up with my Girlfriend at
a
restaurant and she started
crying,everyone
thought i had proposed to her so
they
started clapping
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To realize
The value of a sister/brother
Ask someone
Who doesn’t have one.
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
Who has given birth to
A premature baby.
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To realize
The value of one second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident.
Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
You can share it with someone special.
To realize the value of a friend or family member:
LOSE ONE.
The origin of this letter is unknown,
But it brings introspection to everyone who reads it, you may want to share it with others. Its not copyright protected
Hold on tight to the ones you love!
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If your ex comes back and ask for a second chance
What would you say?
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What is the difference between an Ordinary Thief (OT) and a Political Thief (PT)?* ..
1.The *Ordinary Thief* steals your money,
bag,
watch,
gold chain etc.
But,
The *Political Thief* steals your future,
career,
education,
health and business!
2. The hilarious part is: ..
The *Ordinary Thief* will choose whom to rob.
But, you yourself choose the *Political Thief* to rob you.
3. The most ironic one: ..
Police will chase and nab the *Ordinary Thief.*
But,
Police will look after and protect the *Political Thief!*
That’s the travesty and irony of our current society!
And,
we blindly say we are not blind!
👍 🤦🏿♂Too good not to share..
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I Have 6 Brothers And Each Brother Has Also 6 Brother
HOW MANY ARE WE ALTOGETHER
A.36
B.42
C.18
D.6
E.12
G.7
95% ARE LIKLY TO FAIL THIS TEST? TRY YOUR
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It’s Funny How your Parents Tell You
It’s Their House🏠
.
But Soon As Something Needs Cleaning
.
It Magically Becomes Yours Too
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No Woman Will Ever Get Caught Cheating..
Unless She Wants You To Know..!
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When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry,
show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
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I left without saying goodbye not because am done loving you but because it hurts to say goodbye
💔💔💔
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Am man went to an hotel and ordered the waiter for some food. The man awaited for about one hour. I was there wondering among the two who was supposed to be called waiter?
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Visitors Act Like They Are Focusing On the TV When You Bring Food
Have You Noticed!??
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First date is awkward, first kiss is heavenly,
first love is irreplaceable and
first heart break is unforgettable.
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Most Women Rejects The Good Men
And Choose The Bad Boys,
Get Disappointed And Blame All Men.
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My uncle always pick a quarrel with me, he doesn’t know how clever i can be.😜😜😜
I changed my name on my Instagram to “Your village people” then I followed him.
His notification now reads. “Your village people is now following you on instagram”.
Since morning, he has been drinking anointing oil..
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Yeses:
When I was Younger :•
I’d put my arms in my shirt 👕 and told people I lost my arms 💪
• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose❎🚫
• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once😔
• Waited behind a door 🚪 to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out 🚶 .
• Faked being asleep, so I couldbe carried to bed🏠
• Used to think that the moon🌚followed our car🚗
• Tried to balance the switch between On/ Off💢.
• Watching two drops of rain roll down window 💦 pretending itwas a race 🏁 .
• The only thing i had to takecare of was a school bag 👝 .
• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree 🎄 was going to grow in my tummy.
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off😜👀.
• Walked into a room,. forgot what you needed😕, Walked out,and then remember😮.
If u really went through this can u drop a”HI”
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If you come to see me and they tell you am not around but you still arguing…
I come out myself and tell you am not around!
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