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Once a Lawyer was travelling by train from Liverpool to Manchester.

When the train started, he realized he was traveling alone in the business class. A few minutes later, a beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite seat!

The lady kept smiling at him and eventually she sat next to him …. the lawyer kept bubbling with Joy.

She then leaned towards him and whispered in his ear … “Hand over all your cash, cards and mobile phone to me, else I will shout loudly and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me”. The Lawyer stared blankly at her!!

He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote “I am sorry, I can not hear or speak … Please write on this paper whatever you want to say”

The lady wrote everything that she had said earlier and gave it back to him!

The Lawyer took her note, kept it nicely in his pocket … got up and told her in clear tones …
*Now SHOUT & SCREAM!!!*

Moral of the story:

*DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT*

If you don’t know how to get your dealings documented, you better learn this 2018. Once your transaction is documented the Law of evidence vindicates you.

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The year 2019 is almost over and yet you, just there, still single. Waking up alone, eating alone, watching movies alone. And in all, you are forever alone..! ☝

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Ladies if you pay rent alone but your man comes over ,walks around naked ,eats all your food.
That’s not a man ,that’s a rat !

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You know something is wrong, when you can’t remember the last time you were truly happy…

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In África we dont need Halloween,
.
Some girls make-ups are good enough to
scare us

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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face

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Stop posting your problems on facebook and
start drinking alcohol just like the rest of us🙌

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If you are single drop your picture we will tell u
where is the problem

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How can u tell me on how to solve my problems
and u urself u r unable to solve urs

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Wife – *I am Going out for 2 hours.
Do you want anything.*

Husband – *No, That’s enough.

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if we’re dating , putting me on your profile picture isn’t enough ,
I wanna be your ringtone too

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Once in a lifetime feels like a dream in a journey
not only a journey but a duty and purpose to furfill

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Wife : “what are u doing?”

Ronnie : “nothing”

Wife : “nothing??, you have been looking at our marriage certificate for an hour now”

Ronnie : “I was looking for the expiry date”

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I love your eyes, but I love mine more…
because without them, I won’t see yours.

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I Want a Girl Who Will understand that I Won’t Even spend a cent on her..! 👌

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