I’m ugly guys I don’t cheat in a relationship cus it will take us 7yrs to find a replacement

“Behind every married man who is suddenly losing weight, There is a pregnant side chick who has refused to Abort!”

A girl asked me if Kaizer Chiefs is a series. I asked her why & she replied “Cos their fans Continue Reading..

l went for a walk at the botanical gardens today…and l saw a nice cute couple chilling under a tree Continue Reading..

Conversation…. Me: Hey girl, how are you? Her: All good and you? Me: I’m good, can i ask you something Continue Reading..

WHO TO DATE? 1. If you want a romantic poor guy date a VENDA guy 2. If you want true Continue Reading..

A signboard outside a restaurant read “Eat As Much As You Can, Your Grandchildren Will Pay” – Rich entered the Continue Reading..

Writting her on your bio and writting about her everyday doesn’t scare us . We’ve entered Toilets written “Ladies only”