My Roommate’s parents were here today
so before they leave they took out R500
and said we gonna see what to buy
.
So my Roomate doesn’t wanna give me my
R250

That awkward moment when you have visitors and your mother takes out the biscuits and
drinks that you never knew that they exist in the house

if your wife can’t cook no problem cook for yourself you are in a marriage not in a restaurant cook for yourself😊✋

If your husband doesn’t give you money no problem you are in a marriage not a bank…work and earn yours…
(50-50)😂😂

They will judge u for being a young mother while they are busy doing abortions😭😭
They will judge you for working as a cleaner or cashier. While they sleep with men for money.
My sister, ignore the noise makers and focus on your hustle.

South African guys they don’t say” it’s over”……
they just stop calling.

I would like to apologize on my offensive jokes especially on people with gaps in their mouth..”I’m thory thumtimes I’m fery sthupid”..!

A pastor was praying 4 a man possessed
with a demon.
He says”in the name of jesus
what do you want from dis man? ,speak
up before i cast you out dis moment!.
De demon answers,
“i want him to win de lotto draw worth
200bilion to night.
The pastor lowers de micro4nu an
whispers,” in jesus name, get
out of him and enter into me”

My ex was like : “Rich can we meat?”
And i was like: “No, we can cabbage”