Thami was discharged from a mental hospital🏨.He was chained🔗 by his mental doctors➕. He was taken home by an ambulance🚑.
With confidence he claimed that he knew his house🏡.
At a big house next to a tree🌲 he saw 2 kids👬 wearing uniform🎓, he shouted and said
“Those are my kids, they going to school!”
Suddenly a woman👧 came out of that house then he shouted again saying
“That’s my wife, she is late for work!”
The doctors were convinced and as they were about to remove the chains🔗 off his hands, a man👦 came out of that same house🏡 then he shouted one more time saying
“Hey that’s me going to work!!”

I told my sister to stop dating broke guys
And she told me if that’s what all brother
were saying to their sisters
I would be single too

My father called and complained that rain removed our roof. So I sent some money to fix the problem. When I went home for the holidays, I noticed that the old roofing was still intact. When I enquired with Daddy, he smiled wryly and replied. When you were in school collecting money from us for “photosynthesis,medulla oblongata, experiments, repair of broken atmosphere etc”, you think we did not know..?

When you see a guy smiling while chatting ..
Just know that someone’s daughter has
fallen into his trap ..

Continue saying all men are players until you marry their coach!

WHO TO DATE?

1. If you want a romantic poor guy date a VENDA guy

2. If you want true love and someone who will rather have Aids with you than leave you,
date a Ndebele guy from Pretoria, Mams or Pheli

3. If you want a man with a big d*ck like a R25.00 wors n know how to use it then date Shangaan men.

4. If you want a man who does not mind spending money on you get a Tswana man from Rustenburg.

5. If you want your son to be a taxi driver/que marshall then date a Zulu guy.

6. If you want your son/daugter to be a good attorney and a good liar then surely date a Xhosa man.

7. If you want to be in an abusive relatioship dont hesitate the road is simple go to Eldos’ and date Coloured’s.

8. If you want to spend most of the times craving for sex and getting it once in three weeks, date any Mzalwane guy.

9. if you want to have a man with a high sex drive date a ZCC man

10. If you don’t want to run out of chili spices then surely date Indian men from Durban .

11. If you want your son to be stupid and expect the world not to notice it then date a Pedi guy from any place that starts with Ga-. (e.g. Ga-Maja)

12. If you want to spend lots of money in your life and being listed on ITC then date an Afrikaner

13. If you want to stay with the stolen goods date a zimbabwean boy

14. If you want to date the african mafia date Nigerian boy

15. If you want to stay with a man who will leave you the whole weekend and come back when you ask he only says ‘Angati’ .. Go for a Swazi guy

16. If you want a “vat en set” guy for life, date any guy driving golf in Gauteng, preferably Soweto, Alex and Tembisa

17. If you want to be married and stay in the back room at your hubby’s home date Mohlakeng, Carltonville mamelodi,pheli and Kagiso guy..

WHO ARE YOU DATING?
ITS NOT PERSONAL

wo years ago I asked my friend to
get me my crush’s number because
I was too shy to ask her myself
.
Their wedding is on next weekend

WhatsApp needs to calm down, you will send “❤” to someone and it will enlarge and start beating. Lmao it ain’t that deep please..!

Ultimate Thought Of William Sexfear For All Beautiful Girls.

“Be With Someone Who Spoils Your Lipstick Not Your Eyeliner.