Some Exes Need To Understand That Even If We Hear That They Are Now Doctors We Won’t Regret A Thing

When it comes to food some girls forget
that they are females

Dating a girl with big Lips is not the problem
–
The problem
is when she gives you a kiss and it sounds like
you are taking Screen Shot

I want to Open a Mortuary!*

*_Guys promise me that you will die to support my business._*

Introducing your female friends to your boyfriend is like
displaying different kinds of meat to a dog…
My sister it will eventually eat them all.

Once Two Persons Were Sitting In A Meeting.

1st Said: “This Meeting Is So Boring Even My Hips Are Sleeping”

2nd Said: “Ya I’ve Heard Them Snoring Three Times“

A woman wanted to reach her
husband on his mobile phone
but discovered that she was
out of credit; she instructed
her son – to use his own
phone to pass across an
urgent message to daddy who
is at site.
After the son had called, he
got back to mummy to inform
her that it was a lady that
picked up daddy’s phone the
three times he tried reaching
dad on the mobile.
(Women!!)
She waited impatiently for her
husband to return from site,
immediately she sighted him,
she gave him a very hard slap,
while the man was trying to
ask why? She repeated the
slap, people from
neighborhood rushed around
to know the cause of this.
The man asked his son to tell
everybody what the lady said
to him when he called,
son said:
“The number u are trying to
call is not reachable at the
Moment. Please Try Again
Later”.

Stop asking girls if they’re single.
Just join the queue and the winner will be announced later

I think i need a baby, I’m not motivated enough 😤 i need to do it for my son