When you see cockroaches in your house
just know you have food.
Cockroaches are like slay queens
they don’t like poverty

When I die please don’t let people come see me
in the coffin coz am shy I’ll end up laughing

A man and a woman were traveling in a train.
Woman : Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Man : 😍 Awwww. . .. Are you single ?
Woman : No, I am a Dentist….

A rabbit entered a shop and asked:*
“Do you have Carrots ?”.
*They said no we don’t have.*
*The following day he asked again:*
_”Do you have Carrots ?”_
*They replied:*
_” We said we don’t have carrots, if u come
back again asking we gona screw a nail in
ur head wit a hammer”._
*The third day he came again and Asked*
“Do you have a Hammer?_
*They said NO.*
*He said:*
_”What about nails?_
*They said NO.*
*Then he said:*
_”Do you have Carrots?”_
*Don’t let dem scare you! They got
nothing…,.*
*Just pursue your dreams. Be persistent and
persevere.

Whenever she tells you that you the best in Bed😊
.
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always ask yourself who is she comparing you to

I want a girl who loves long romantic walks because I don’t have a car
😂😂😂

I am Enjoying my last R1000 i got from selling one of my kidneys…
Now i am here thinking what’s the use of having two balls 🤔