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* TO ALL HUMANS *

1) My first restaurant => * my mother’s breast *
2) My first toilet => * my mother’s laps *
3) My first school => * Mom’s kitchen *
4) My first teacher => * my mother *
5) My first doctor => * it’s my mom *
6) My first thermometer => * my mother’s fingers *
7) My first friend => * it’s my mom *
8) My first dresser => * it’s my mom *
9) My first vehicle => * my mom’s back *
10) My first lawyer => * it’s my mom. *

Thank you mom for all you did for giving me life

* Long live to all mothers*

* _A mother can easily maintain 6 children, but it would be difficult for 6 children to maintain a mother?

* To all the moms of the world *

May God continue guiding and strengthening you and give you a Paradise on earth.

Pass it to every mummy

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*When I was small, they told me that if I laugh at people’s conditions, I will be like them in future!*
*All my life, I have been laughing at Obama 50 cents , Tigerwoods , Bill Gates nd Donald Trump but am yet to see any changes in me!*
*Or am I not laughing enough?*

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There Are Two Types Of Pain In This World. Pain That Hurts You. Pain That Changes You….

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Being single for a long period of time is
dangerous. Once you see how peaceful it
is, you don’t even wanna deal with people.

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😢I know I don’t wear a Redbat n I know I don’t wear DH 😭but am I not a person??don’t I deserve to be loved like those who have them??I know I don’t have the expensive things😟yeah I know I am broke😿but the question is don’t I have the same heart as everyone??you might even find that mine is filled with more love than those who wear expensive things😊I don’t have those clothes to travel with because am poor n broke😲so am I not a person???
This question is for poor people like me💔asking those who thinks having fancy things is an achievement

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There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim.
When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?”
The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.”

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked,
“Hey, do you need help?”

The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.”
Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?”

God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”

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relationship breakups doesn’t hurt much like
when ur crush see you on a taxi stop
waiting for your mom with a wheelbarrow…

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I Will Never Fight Another Guy For A Girl,
I Will Rather Fight For Rice And Meat At the Funeral

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I will wait for you because I dont want anyone else.

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With God everything is possible

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There are hundreds of languages …
but a smile speaks them all.

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You guys Lie Too much
.
You said Yesterday it was BlackFriday.
.
N I was the only one wearing All Black

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We all have a gay cousin in our families…
if u dont have a gay cousin in ur family,
then u are the gay cousin in the family.

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It will take de jealous woman 2 days to know every secretive things about de husband

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Bright Future Can Give You Many Beautiful Girls.

But A Beautiful Girl Cannot Give You A Bright Future.

From Boy’s Welfare Association.

So Boys Waken And Shine The Future.

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