African mosquitos are diesel motor powered,
you can hear them from kilometers away
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A new Teacher Rainbow walked into a class
one morning and after greeting the
students, he asked, “Do you know what we
are going to be teaching today?”
The students all chorused, “No Sir!”
Then he said, “Then there’s no point
teaching you what you don’t know.” and he
left.
The next day, he came in and asked, “Do you
know what we are going to be teaching
today?”
They all answered, “Yes Sir!”
Then he said, “Then there’s no point
teaching you what you already know.” and
he left again.
The third day, he came in and asked again,
“Do you know what we are teaching today?”
Then the students answered randomly,
some saying yes and some saying no, then
Rainbow said, “Those that know should
teach those that don’t know”, and he left.
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So I just met this beautiful girl in the taxi
carrying a laptop…so..I had to make a plan yabo
yokumngena
.
Me:”hello there beautiful… I see you’re busy on
your laptop…what are you doing vele?
.
Her:”oh I’m just busy making a research about
men from different ethnic groups who are good
in bed..manje so far I’ve researched four groups
.
Me”ohh..okay so what have you found out so
far?
.
Her”I found out that Basotho men last longer in
bed…and Zulu’s are good at serenating and
flirting with a woman..the Boers are good kissers
and that Venda’s have big amazing dick….eish
sorry..here I am busy talking too much.. Konje
you said your name was again? .
.
Me:”ohh..well my name is Brian Shaka Van
wyk…but my friends call me Azwindini
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Imagine someone genuinely wanting to talk to you everyday
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Never be a side chick where money is not involved.💰
That’s a waste of sin..!☝🤨
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I want to love someone whose heart has been broken
so that he knows exactly how it feels and wont break mine.
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Today I caught myself smiling for no reason,
then I realized I was thinking about you.
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You got a new boyfriend in January
& u get mad when he tells u he can’t buy u a Valentine’s day Gift🎁
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My sister if u join a company in November,
Do u expect to get a bonus in December?
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A customer walked into a bar and said, “I’ll have a pint of less, please.”
“Less?” queried the bartender. “What’s that?”
“I don’t know either,” said the customer, “but my doctor told me to drink less.”
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Accept what you cant change,
and change what you cant accept.
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I miss your smile but I miss my own even more.
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Stop ignoring actions and trusting words. Stop giving your all to a person who gives you nothing. Stop hanging on to someone who has let go of you. Stop expecting change from a person who doesn’t want to be changed. Stop letting the fear of loneliness cause you to settle for less than what you deserve. Stop letting the wrong reasons keep you in a relationship that isn’t right for you. Stop breaking your own heart.
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He broke your virginity. You did 5 abortions for him. You dated him for 6 years and he later married your friend. My sister, feel free to use him for ritual. God will understand.
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Teacher: Rainbow! I have 10 Beers. I give Patrick 1 Beer. How many left?
Rainbow: Easy! 9.
Teacher: Then I give 1 to Davies. How many left?
Rainbow: Simple! 8.
Teacher: If I Take 1 and give Patrick again?
Rainbow: So You Want to Finish All the Beers Without Giving Me?
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Ladies be Careful Wht u Do On FB.
You might be dumped for liking someone’s status or picture.
At this time of the Year any mistake is Red Card
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Woman Cheats in a marriage the husband will
beat her, Man Cheats ,the wife will beat the side
Chick. Women they Suffer.
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