Her: what do you do for living babie😘?
Me: my brother is in America
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Her: what do you do for living babie😘?
Me: my brother is in America
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We cant help everyone,
but everyone can help someone.
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I discover spending on a girl which is not ur wife is an investment without income
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Beautiful Message*.
A rich man looked through his window and saw a poor man picking something from his dustbin … He said, Thank GOD I’m not poor.
The poor man looked around and saw a naked man misbehaving on the street … He said, Thank GOD I’m not mad.
The mad man looked ahead and saw an ambulance carrying a patient … He said, Thank GOD am not sick.
Then a sick person in hospital saw a trolley taking a dead body to the mortuary … He said, Thank GOD I’m not dead.
Only a dead person cannot thank God.
Why don’t you thank GOD today for all your blessings and for the gift of life … for another beautiful day.
*What is LIFE*?
To understand life better, you have to go to 3 locations :
*1. Hospital*
*2. Prison*
*3. Cemetery*
🏥 At the Hospital, you will understand that nothing is more beautiful than HEALTH.
🔐 In the Prison, you’ll see that FREEDOM is the most precious thing.
💐 At the Cemetery, you will realize that life is worth nothing. The ground that we walk today will be our roof tomorrow.
*Sad Truth* : We all come with *Nothing* and we will go with *Nothing* … Let us, therefore, remain humble and be thankful & grateful to God at all times for everything.
🙏 Could you please share this with someone else, and let them know that God loves them?
Michael Jackson died few years ago they call him late Jackson; Yaradua died few years ago they call him late Yaradua; Mandela died few years ago they call him late Mandela, But since 2,000 years ago Jesus Christ died and no body not even the devil called him late Christ .. Glory be to God in the highest !.He lives!!! He reigns!!!!! He rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
96% of people won’t share it, but if u are 1 of 4% share this truth to ur friend
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Jealousy is when you see dogs having sex and
you start throwing stones at them.
Are they in your room???😳, Or is any of them your ex???
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The law of karma still exist..
What goes around comes around..It is well.
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Madness is putting your girlfriend on your Whatsapp profile while other boys are putting her on bed. You need serious treatment.
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She Was My Crush Until She Said “Opposite
Of Minimum Is MiniDad”.
Yaz South Africa Mara!!?.
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U ‘re the pillar that
holds my life master Jesus
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Take time to read this and are sure you can relate to this
The real story of John Lazy!
One day in bayabasan….
Mary: John! Why are you like that? 🙁
John: what?
Mary: tsk! Why are you very lazy?
John: how did you say?
Mary: is that still asking? Even if you think you are lazy?
John: why is it?
Mary: because you can try to reach the fruit but you prefer to lay down while you’re waiting for this fall
Juan:That’s the point! Don’t you force you to love someone you love? Because he might be a bud of his love to you? It’s bagkos you’ll let her love and deliberately fall down for you and so I’m waiting for any time it fall here I’m ready to share, in short I’m not lazy I really know how you are in a hurry.
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Mens always pies in the garden and
Girls in the bathroom
Now you need to know way your gatden smells
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My Ex will do anything just to make me jealous.
She even hug Trees nowadays
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Ladies Are Not Different From The Road,
The Bigger The Curves,
The More Problems You Face
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My Ex works in a pharmacy,
so whenever I want to spoil her mood
I just go there and buy condom for no reason
sometimes I go 3 times a day
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You can gain something from those you regard as fools. If you are inside the building and it burns and you don’t see the way out, when the person shouts saying here is the exit. You will go straight to where the person directs you.
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found that it is under normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
“Breast fed,” the woman replied.
“Well, take off your clothes,” the doctor asked. She did. He started to examine her breasts. He pressed them many times in different places.
Then he asked her to get dressed and he said, “Of course, the baby is underweight! You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.
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