When a white woman fly she is seen as
an angel…
But when a black woman fly she Is seen as
a witch.
So painful.
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How to TALK 👍*
Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_
Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_
Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_
Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_
Talk 2 *Children* _enthusiastically,_
Talk 2 *Relatives* _empathetically,_
Talk 2 *Friends* _jovially,_
Talk 2 *Officials* _politely,_
Talk 2 *Vendors* _strictly,_
Talk 2 *Customers* _honestly,_
Talk 2 *Workers* _courteously,_
Talk 2 *Politicians* _carefully,_
Talk 2 *GOD* _silently,_
Talk to *WIFE*
~no no~ ……
*KEEP QUIET & LISTEN ONLY…!!!*
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I don’t trust easily. So when I say I trust you,
Don’t make me regret it.
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Ignoring my message?
Don’t worry,
you won’t recieve one of it someday.
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My Teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said said ”
At the end of this ruler there’s an idiot!””
I got detection after asking which end
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God, Thank You for reminding me that it’s okay to be weak – because you are all the strength I need. I admit that I am tired, I am scared, and many days, I don’t feel up to the challenges of life. But Your grace is enough! Your power works best in my weakness! I invite You to work through me today. ❤️
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I used to be so afraid of losing ppl, until i realized most of them were never really down for me in the first place. Even tho my loyalty & love for them ran deep, they could careless. So instead of being afraid of losing them, i fell back & watched them lose me… Wow, growth
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Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war,
he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a
private room and gave the key to his best
friend Mousa and said: “If I’m not back in
four days, open the room and she’s yours …
”
He climbed on his horse and gallops off
towards the battlefield. Half an hour later,
the King noticed a cloud of dust behind him.
He stopped and saw his friend galloping
very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” Asked the King. Out of
breath, his friend Mousa responded: “You
gave me the wrong key”
What????
can you imagine
He didn’t even wait for the said 4days
before trying the keys
Be careful, “that’s what some friends are
for”
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If you get a girlfriend here on Facebook stick to the Inbox
do not take it to WhatsApp.
I repeat do not take it to WhatsApp.
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Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t
have one, it’s probably you
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Relationships are like a Book.
It takes years to write but second to burn.
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WE ARE EXPERIENCING HIGHER THAN NORMAL ASS EATING VOLUMES,
PLEASE REMAIN EATING ASS.
YOUR ASS WILL BE EATEN IN THE ORDER IN WHICH IT WAS EATEN IN
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Take chances. Chase your dreams.
Don’t play safe and be boring. Start Living! 💝
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To all gents who are not yet married…….
Please if you want to find a girl to marry,
dont find slender one because slender girls are talkative😂😂😂.
You won’t find inner peace!!!!!
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My Ex works in a pharmacy,
so whenever I want to spoil her mood
I just go there and buy condom for no reason
sometimes I go 3 times a day
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*WIFE :* Am already 58 and one of your friends still find me attractive .
*HUSBAND:* It must be Ndlovu.
*WIFE :* Yes, how did you know?
*HUSBAND:* Because he deals in scrap metal..
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