It’s hard to be a man
No make up, no weave…If you are ugly, you
are ugly
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The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide
that you are not going to stay where you are.
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I wish i could create Facebook account.. And named (no one)
So that If I liked your posts.. Gonna be written as no one liked your post
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It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
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If he starts making you smile, block him sis.
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A 7 year old daughter was looking at her mother’s voters ID card. A portion was written SEX:” F ” , she then started laughing until the mother asked why she was laughing. The girl said “I can’t believe you are so bad at sex that you even got an” F.” Now I understand why Daddy is always with the maid.?
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If I meet the shopkeeper in the neighborhood today, I’ll finish with him.
Last night, I went to buy condoms, he tells me it’s finished. This morning, when my wife went to buy bread, he told her to tell me that the condoms I was looking for are now available. What is the professional secret of a shopkeeper?
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*Chinese couple living in Africa gave birth to a black Baby. In anger, husband asked the wife …. Chi, why Baby black? She replied , we live in Africa, no Electricity… Me hot, U hot , sex hot … Baby burnt.*🤣🤣
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black people when you tell them that someone died yesterday
they be aah mus i was with them last week
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Kahle kahle when are we going to discuss KFC guys. Selling 2 wings and cutting them in half and saying its 4 wings!!!
Really?????😜😜😂😂😂😂😂
Day-light robbery and we need to match about this!!!
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No One Deserves To Grow Up Without A Drunkard Uncle
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One day I’m gonna wear my Formal go to Coca Cola
grab a chair and start working.
If they call the police, i get into the police station and
start working there as well.
I’m tired of sending Cv’s
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1•The only woman who knows where his
husband is every time, is a widow.
2•Intelligence is like underwear,you need to
have it but not necessary to show it off.
3•No girl is single. You either snatch her from
another man or share her with another. Being
the greatest shareholder is the key here.
4•Life is the most difficult exam. Everyone is
trying to copy the other not realizing that
everyone has a different question paper.
5•A naked man is never afraid of pick-pocketing.
6•Never leave the one you love for the one you
like because the one you like will leave you for
the one they love.
7•Do the do’s before the do does you.
8•A farmer who plants corn by the roadside and
a man who marries a beautiful woman are in
the same problem.
9•Be good to people until you make a million,
after that they will be good to you.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your
balance, you must keep moving.
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Three things cannot be long hidden ……
The sun, The moon
and The truth.
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God you are worthy my praises Today.
Am humbled by the grace of God.
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I want to run my fingers through your hair and feel your lips against mine.
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