Out of all of your lies, I love you, was my favorite.
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Its only black people who wud go to the sea
and say they are going to wash bad luck
but still bring back 2ltrs of the same water back home
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Stop waiting for things to happen.
Go out and make them happen.
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Ladies!!
If a boy invites you to his house and his
friends are leaving one by one.
Follow the last person!!
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Relationships nowadays:
•°•
Friday: Sexy
Saturday: Sex
Sunday: Ex
Monday: Next!!
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*Trouble* is when the pastor says “Those who want their businesses to grow should come up front.”
Then the owner of the local mortuary stands up!
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Trust me! You don’t need any photo editing app to look beautiful,
Just a little Smile is enough
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1Friend =hey I saw u on t.v
2 friend =which channel brother
1 friend =in animal planet
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That awkward moment when you talk to someone
and you spit on their face.
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When yr bae dnt want to give u her kuku nd u end up saying silly things like “bbe ngcela kuyibona ke nje kuphela angeke ngiyenze lutho”
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” your face to the jeep who is boyfriend.
There is still a kiss kiss more.
Hey, there is no forever.”
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Girls think it’s cute smoking weed with their boyfriends.
he will leave you for a decent girl
then use your story for a testimony at church
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She cant cook, clean, iron or wash…the only thing she knows is to be on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram 24/7…and she wants you to marry her.
My brother, her lobolla payment should be : 1gb data bundle, 10 likes and 5 comments
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Dating a Venda guy should be included on a CV it’s an experience
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I’m born to express, not to impress.
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So with a criminal record you can “VOTE”✍🏿 for the government
But you can’t “WORK” for them
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