Tall girls only date short guys just to
use their T-shirt as crop tops

Everything is a scam dis days I took sleeping tablets last night
but guess what? I woke up even earlier than before

Last Night I Told My Cousin About The Guy Who Was Raped By 2 Sexy Girls At The Conner Down There

Since He Left My Place He Is Still Walking Around That Conner

Should i Tell Him I Was Lying Guyz

A white lady and a black guy were having a drink at a bar.
Later that night the lady whispered to the guy “let’s go to my place”.
At the woman’s place they started kissing and undressing.
The lady was deep in the mood and whispered to the black guy in a sexy voice, ” tie me on the bed and do what you black guys do BEST! !!”
The guy tied her on the bed and ran away with TV, money, laptop and fridge
Africa got talent! !!!

WONDERS SHALL NEVER CEASE!!
*BREAKING* *NEWS* .
*Man sees his dead wife living with another man in Rusape*
A man from Chitungwiza James Chanda caused a heavy traffic jam today in Rusape. He said he travelled to Rusape a day before
yesterday being 3rd July 2018 to visit his one time colleague.
While walking along the street he stumbled on his wife who died two years ago in his home in Chitungwiza.
According to him, he said; ”my wife died of road traffic
accident two years ago and I
buried her in my home in Chitungwiza but I am shocked to see her with a man who was carrying her in a corrola(taxi). At first, I hesitated but I summoned courage and when I called her by her name, on turning to see me she disappeared”.
Our correspondent also said that the said man who was driving her in his corrola fainted on seeing what happened.
When he regained consciousness he narrated his own story saying that he had lived with her for 8months.He also said that she moved in with him after they met in a church and it was love at first sight. I have begged to meet her people and marry her. She told me she was all alone in town working but told me she was from Mutoko. I have many times requested that I meet her people but she would
decline saying that her people are evil. She decided we move in together before meeting her people after getting our firstborn child because she is seven months pregnant.

this world is tricky eh!.This is how I dreamt after eating sadza that’s why I don’t usually eat and sleep immediately😰😰
Thanks for reading…..have a good day

I told Sam not to sing..

unfortunately SAMSUNG