“You have to die a few times before you can really live.”
— Charles Bukowski
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I remember back in primary school
when i would borrow a glue from someone,
they would be like:
” use it on the corners only
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Phone call from baby mama be like:
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Me: Hello😐
Her: I just wanna tell you that your son is sleeping😪
Me: 😒?!
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No, I’m not ignoring you…
I just lost interest in what you were about to say.
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Top 3 sweetest sleep
3.Sleepin on moms lap wn v r tired!
2.Sleepin on lovr-s shoulder wn vr sad!
1.Sleepin wit opened
eyes wn teachers r teaching!
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Did You Notice That Women In Serious Relationships Know
How To Draw Eyebrows
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Emotions play an important role on heart health;
Negativity is something that causes stress and depression and has an adverse effect on your health. On the other hand, positive emotions are great for your heart. Positivity eliminates stress and depression, increases productivity and creativity and builds trust among peers.
Look on the brighter side of things and you’ll see your heart health improve. Remember that just by stressing about it, the problems won’t go away. Stay calm and work towards life situations handed to you.
Smile! Stay Healthy ! Keep Happy ! Share with Family & Friends
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Dear Boss.
With the cholera Pandemic roving the nation. I do not trust drinking water. May I request to drink beer during working hours.
Your
Faithful employee.
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Cristiano left Real Madrid and you think
your boyfriend wouldn’t leave you
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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They have girl friends
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i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I’ll explain later.”
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.”
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would”ve seen a great pair of balls. I don’t want to go to Ukraine either.”
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Good Morning Compatriots..! 🍕🍹
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Corona or no Corona, staying away from people is always a good idea…
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If you want to get over a problem, stop talking about it.
Your mind affects your mouth, and your mouth affects your mind.
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Nothing Is Painful Like A Lecturer Standing Behind You In An Exam Hall
And Says: “Some People Are Writing Nonsense” mxm!
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Pastor Bushiri: Next Year is 2020
Followers: O.M.G How did He Know?
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