WONDERS SHALL NEVER CEASE!!
*BREAKING* *NEWS* .
*Man sees his dead wife living with another man in Rusape*
A man from Chitungwiza James Chanda caused a heavy traffic jam today in Rusape. He said he travelled to Rusape a day before
yesterday being 3rd July 2018 to visit his one time colleague.
While walking along the street he stumbled on his wife who died two years ago in his home in Chitungwiza.
According to him, he said; ”my wife died of road traffic
accident two years ago and I
buried her in my home in Chitungwiza but I am shocked to see her with a man who was carrying her in a corrola(taxi). At first, I hesitated but I summoned courage and when I called her by her name, on turning to see me she disappeared”.
Our correspondent also said that the said man who was driving her in his corrola fainted on seeing what happened.
When he regained consciousness he narrated his own story saying that he had lived with her for 8months.He also said that she moved in with him after they met in a church and it was love at first sight. I have begged to meet her people and marry her. She told me she was all alone in town working but told me she was from Mutoko. I have many times requested that I meet her people but she would
decline saying that her people are evil. She decided we move in together before meeting her people after getting our firstborn child because she is seven months pregnant.

this world is tricky eh!.This is how I dreamt after eating sadza that’s why I don’t usually eat and sleep immediately😰😰
Thanks for reading…..have a good day

SCHOOL FACTS:In every class, there is a
1. The thief.
2. The shy guy.
3. The three best friends.
4. The back seat guys with joke.
5. The Nerd that never gets High mark.
6. The clean guys.
7. The gossip square with low marks.
8. The late comer.
9. The student that always turn out to be thefirst
to come to class.
10. The cute guy who doesn’t wantanything to
do with girls.
11. The High IQ’s
12. The pastor.
13. The talkative .
14. The one always with the annoying laugh.
15. The guy that is always in the midst ofgirls.
16. The girl always in the midst of guys.
17. The tutor.
18. The perfume crew.
19.The copier.
Give a number to yourself…. No lie

Slay Queen said:
If my body is the temple of God who am i
to limit the number of people who want to
enter?

I don’t care if I dream about it or not,
cheating is cheating.
When I dream that you cheated,
when I wake up it’s over between us

You Know An African is About To Finish Bathing
When You Hear Them Blowing Out Their Nose 👃
Loudly Like “Mfffffffeeeeerrr 😤 Mfffffffeeeeerrr

A man wakes up in hospital:
man: what happened.
Doctor: you have been in a serious
accident.
Man: am I going to be ok?
Doctor: I have some good news and
some bad news.
Man: what’s the bad news?
Doctor: we have had to amputate
both your legs.
Man: oh my God, no. What’s the
good news?
Doctor: the man in the next bed
wants to buy your shoes.

It was a practical session in the psychology class.

The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it.

The rat was in the middle of the cage.

Then, the professor kept a piece of cake on one side and kept a female rat on the other side.

The male rat ran towards the cake and ate it.

Then, the professor changed the cake and replaced it with some bread.

The male rat ran towards the bread.

This experiment went on with the professor changing the food every time.

And, every time, the male rat ran towards the food item and never towards the female rat.

Professor said: This experiment shows that food is the greatest strength and attraction.

Then, one of the students from the back rows said:

“Sir, why don’t you change the female rat?This one may be his wife!”

The professor stood straight up his finger pointing towards the student and said “You are a Damn Genius”

The Idiot who inverted Mathematics just
left us with more problems than solutions
jerr,where did they bury that fool.?

Me: Borrow Me A Pen🖊
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Her: How Do You Come To School Without A Pen?🖊
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Me: I Use A Bus

Know The Difference Between Enjoying Your Youth And
Destroying Your Future