I don’t need a burning sun and a
cooling moon to show me my way.
Just want you to hold me whenever I tumble.
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A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.
He decided to test it at dinner: …
Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school
(robot slaps the son and he immediately changes his mind)
Okay, okay, I went to the movies! Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps the son again!)
Okay Alright, I was watching dirty movies.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know
what dirty moves are (robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!
(robot gives Mom a hot dirty slap)
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The Fire 🔥 That Is Going To Catch That Guy Who Claimed To Be Dead In Alph Lukua’s Movie 🙁
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Is Still Doing Its Press Ups In Limpopo!!
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There are only two times that I want to be with you.
Now and Forever.
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I think my biggest problem is
that I love being alone
but I hate being lonely…
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A man who cries over a woman doesn’t know
where alcohol is sold!
-African proverb
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some people aren’t good at Maths
but when it’s comes to money,
they become better than a calculator…
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
A diesel tanker carrying 33,000 litres of diesel
this afternoon was at a very high speed along
bulawayo road when the driver spotted a motor bike
that was also at high speed coming towards him.
Meanwhile, the motor bike rider was carrying a
7 months pregnant woman who was just coming
back from chegutu Hospital.
To cut the story short, as they got closer to each
other the tanker driver looked closely and
identified the motorcycle rider to be his
childhood friend. They both slowed down,
stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while
and continued their journey.
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Zimbabwe is the only Country in the World
where the Police were locked up
and crime went down ,
just shows who the criminals really are
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You can’t even tell your friends why you’re sad because
you’ll become a joke all year
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I have learned that just because two people argue, doesn’t mean they don’t love eachother. And just because they don’t argue, it doesn’t mean they do love eachother.
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Tebza:Hi
Lebo:(last seen:12:02)
Tebza:I said hi
Lebo:(last seen:12:05)
Tebza:Are u ignoring me?
Lebo:(last seen:12:07)
Tebza:534509873236
Lebo:Which network?
Tebza:Cartoon network…
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Do u know that having a brain can cause brain cancer
Thank Goodness my friends and I we are safe😂😂😂
Shame…..
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”Never hide your secrets from a person
who can Read Your Eyes because
the one who read your eyes
is always expert in Reading Your Heart.”
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Its shocking what people are doing these days.
Yesterday in church the guy seated next to me
lit a cigarette during praise and worship.
I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer! !
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*How to avoid Aids. 1st Round… Use Condom.*
*2nd Round… Don’t Use*.
*3rd Round… Use Condom.*
*4th Round… Don’t Use.*
*Believe me, HIV will be Confused.*
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